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r/amitheasshole • Posted by u/prongymcprongface 12 hours ago
UPDATE: AITA for being “obsessed” with my childhood nemesis years after we left school?
i’m not the OP of the original but i’m hoping the mods will allow this post anyway
i commented on the original to share my experiences of having a childhood nemesis. some of the commenters on the original post guessed it, but it turns out that OP actually was my nemesis (and yes, before anyone asks, i was his, definitely, it was NOT unrequited or a nemesis triangle).
we starting talking after that post, and bonded a lot. turns out we have a lot in common that you all do not get haha. anyway one thing led to another and we arranged to meet up in person without realising who we were, and the minute he saw me, he scarpered and hasn’t returned my messages since.
the thing is, though, i really want to be part of his life, and not just as a nemesis.
i don’t know how else to contact him so even though you folks do not understand our very cool dynamic AT ALL i was hoping you might have some ideas about how to find him or get him to answer
🗨 3.4K Comments ⚑ Report 78% Upvoted
VpnEnthusiast • 12 hours ago
So you’re the one who put a tracker on him?
prongymcprongface 🎤 • 11 hours ago
oh no that would be super weird. it was a generic system that would track everyone at the school. that’s why i can’t use it to find him as we are no longer at school. hope that helps :)
MissHoneyIsTheGOAT • 11 hours ago
I'd like to be happy for you, but the original post discussed involvement with criminal activity. Are you sure you're aware of what you're getting into?
prongymcprongface 🎤 • 11 hours ago
??? this was covered in the OP, i resolved the crime situation, not sure why it is relevant here??
pm_me_excel_formulae • 11 hours ago
What about his extracurricular project?
prongymcprongface 🎤 • 11 hours ago
yeah ok we probably will talk about that one at some point. but i think we'll be ok
TheStraightsAreFineThanksForAsking • 11 hours ago
Love that OP is taking the initiative to get her man!
merriam_webster_fan • 11 hours ago
OP and his “nemesis” are both men.
OurGoodShadows • 10 hours ago
You’re both ridiculous but fuck it, I’m invested. If we all tag the first OP he might get a flood of notifications and be curious enough to open the app? Paging u/Alrakis
hereforthevibes • 10 hours ago
Calling u/Alrakis
haveifinished • 10 hours ago
radioing u/Alrakis...
merriam_webster_fan • 10 hours ago
Carrier pigeoning u/Alrakis
fuck_terfs • 10 hours ago
Semaphoring u/Alrakis
BlibberingHumdinger • 10 hours ago
Owling u/Alrakis
haveifinished • 10 hours ago
that doesn't make any sense...
HarpyChaser • 10 hours ago
yes it does shut up
BlibberingHumdinger • 10 hours ago
You’re on your honeymoon, get off the internet!
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BloodAndBonesPodcast • 11 hours ago
I'm very interested to know that you were the person referred to in the original. I'm currently working on an episode based on the crimes described there, but I've been struggling to find evidence of the serial killer that u/Alrakis was referring to. Do you have any links you can send me? And could you elaborate on your parents’ involvement with the crime ring? Thank you in advance!
BlibberingHumdinger • 10 hours ago
This is quite inconsiderate.
HarpyChaser • 10 hours ago
so rude. I will track you down and give you something to podcast about
DefinitelySoughtPower [MOD] • 12 hours ago
You're not the OP, and this should go under r/relationships as it’s no longer a moral quandary, but we’re making an exception in this case because we’re bored and have popcorn.
Alrakis • 3 hours ago
Of course he got you to make an exception for him. This sort of flashy public display is entirely on brand for him and you are pathetic for falling for his woe-is-me puppy-dog-eyes act.
ttp394 • 3 hours ago
DUDE ANSWER HIM
fuck_terfs • 3 hours ago
hoping so hard that you also fall for his woe-is-me puppy-dog-eyes act
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prongymcprongface 🎤 • 2 hours ago
HE MESSAGED!!!! finally. thank you everyone. we have agreed to meet up tonight. ahhhhhhhh i haven’t spoken to him properly since school i’m so nervous
edit: my post got way more upvotes than his, i wonder if he will agree to count them as house points
edit: pls stop correcting my spelling, if any of you knew me irl you would agree i have earned the right to spell however i want. as my nemesis he is the only person i will allow to correct my grammar
edit: omg i can see him, he’s here, HE’S HERE, he hasn’t seen me yet. fuck he’s so pretty
edit: he says i only got the upvotes because of his original post so he should get the credit for them and that this reminds him of several key events in our past
edit: we are all good, i’m logging off now to do cool nemesis stuff, thank you all
ttp394 • 2 hours ago
We did it, internet!
SweetSummerChild • 5 minutes ago
wtf is cool nemesis stuff?