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Roxy starts to whimper and writhe under her own hand. It had been more of an effort than usual to get herself wet tonight, but her hard work was certainly paying off. Her head pushes back as she arches upward, free hand coming to play with her breasts. She mutters obscenities and various names under her breath as her body begins to fully give into the teasing of her fingers. Soon she’s convinced that she’s only seconds away from her first orgasm of the night, which is precisely when her computer chimes at her. She long ago set up each of her friends with a different notification noise, and it was apparent that Jane was the one messaging her. She gives a frustrated sigh and tries to focus on the task at hand despite the interruption.
GG: Roxy? Are you there? I could really use someone to talk to.
GG: I guess not... Out feeding the locals again or something no doubt.
GG: Well I guess I’ll just check in later.
GG: I hope everything’s okay on your end.
After four chimes at intervals spread out just long enough that she’s completely lost the magic she sits up and goes over to her computer, intensely frustrated.
TG: Hey girl, I’m here. What can I do for you this lovely evening?
GG: Oh, hi! How are you?
TG: Been better, but you clearly messaged me because you needed to chat so what’s up?
GG: That’s true, I did. I’m sort of... having boy trouble?
TG: Is this about Jake again?
GG: No, no, I’ve moved on.
TG: To Dirk?
GG: No! Geez. It’s a... local boy.
TG: Local, huh? Well what’s the trouble?
GG: Well... it’s a little complicated... Long story short, he and I have been doing things, and he doesn’t want to do things with me anymore and I don’t know how to get him interested again.
TG: Woah, slow down girl. Doing things? What kind of things?
GG: Uh, heh, well I guess in an attempt to keep things secret like he requested I’ve sort of neglected to tell you... I’m not exactly a virgin anymore?
TG:... How not exactly?
GG: Um, like not at all by anyone’s standards am I still a virgin.
TG: Yeah that’s some pretty big neglect there, Janey. That’s definitely one of those huge things you absolutely have to tell your BFF!
GG: I know, I know, I’m really sorry. He was really insistent that we keep it secret.
TG: Apology accepted. So you were having sex with this guy but now he doesn’t want to see you anymore?
GG: Well, yes and no. He still wants to see me but he doesn’t think we should have sex anymore.
TG: Gotta be honest here, that’s kind of weird. Do you know why?
GG: We sort of started having sex with the idea that he was just sort of... there for practice?
TG: Like to practice sex? I’ve heard of that with kissing but wow!
GG: Yeah, well, I guess it happens with sex too because it did, and now he thinks I’ve learned all I need to to be prepared for college boys and stuff and he wants to stop.
TG: Have you?
GG: Have I what?
TG: Have you learned enough?
GG: Yeah, I guess, but I still want to keep doing it!
TG: Hmm...
TG: Have you tried convincing him you need to learn more? Maybe you could find something else to try?
TG: Wait a minute, why are you so set on getting in his pants anyway?
GG:... Is that rhetorical or something?
TG: What? No! I mean why do you need some dude for that kind of thing.
GG: Okay first, he’s not just some dude I happen to love him very much, and second flying solo is just NOT as good anymore.
TG: I don’t care what anyone says, flying solo is always a good time. But wait, you’re like really in love with him?
GG: Yes.
TG: Well damn, I guess you really do need to keep him interested then.
GG: That’s what I’ve been telling you!!
TG: Okay, okay. So he only wants to have sex with you if you have something to learn from it.
GG: Right.
TG: I could use an education on the matter...
GG:... I don’t see how this helps me, and also you can’t have him.
TG: Don’t worry, as established one bajillion times I’m not going to make a move on your man. I didn’t make a move on the man that wasn’t even actually yours at all and I’m certainly not gonna make a move on the guy you lost your virginity too, give me some credit.
GG: Sorry, I kind of did overreact there a bit, I do trust you Roxy.
TG: Good. Now, as I was saying, I have things to learn about sex, but given my predicament I don’t have anyone to teach me.
GG:... See above statement about not seeing how this helps me.
TG: Come on Janey, put it together. I need a teacher but I’m far away and don’t have anyone. Maybe he could put a little lesson plan together for me and you can be the stand-in for me since I can’t be there.
GG: But you wouldn’t be there so you wouldn’t actually learn anything...?
TG: Well not physically no but... Okay, this is going to sound kind of weird but stay with me. You could like... webcam it?
TG: Janey? You still there?
TG: Look, Janey, I didn’t mean to creep you out or anything. I don’t even need to actually watch we can just set up the connection and then I can go do my own thing somewhere else.
TG: Janey, please say something.
GG: Sorry, I just... I don’t think that’s going to work.
TG: Because you don’t want me creepering on your sex like that?
GG: Well, I mean, that is kind of weird but honestly if that would work I would do it. I just... there are other reasons.
TG: What are they?
GG:... He’s... shy about his identity.
TG: I’m from so far out of town there’s no way I could possibly know who he is.
GG: That’s not really...
TG: Oh god, Jane, is he a teacher of yours or something?
GG: Like at school? No.
TG: Okay, good. Who knows who else he would be doing that to...
GG: Yeah, it’s... not a lot better than that?
TG: Janey.
GG: What?
TG: Janey.
GG: What?!
TG: Out with it. Who is he?
GG: Roxy you have to promise not to freak out, okay? And I’m majorly betraying his trust by even thinking about telling you.
TG: Okay, after some deep consideration, I promise not to freak out.
GG: It’s...
TG: That sentence have an ending or anything of any sort of use?
GG: It’s my dad, okay?
TG: Oh, um, wow, Janey that’s...
GG: Not normal? Not healthy? Going to screw me up for forever? Creepy? What? What is it, Roxy, please, tell me something I haven’t heard about this sort of thing before.
TG: Woah there, hey now. I wasn’t going to say any of that.
GG: Hmph. So what were you going to say then?
TG: It’s kind of hot, I guess? I mean, dad teaching you about sex before you go off to college with a bunch of guys who will undoubtedly get into your pants? I dunno, I guess it is weird, but I kind of like it too?
GG: That’s definitely not what I was expecting you to say.
TG: Roxy Lalonde, eternal bundle of surprises!
GG: Hah, yeah, I guess. Well, even if you’re okay with it I don’t think telling him I told you would go well...
TG: Janey, you’re a big girl and you can make your own choices - isn’t that what he’s preparing you for and junk?
GG: Sort of?
TG: So he should be happy you made your own decision about telling someone.
GG: I don’t know, Roxy...
TG: Well I don’t have a better idea, so if you want your dad to keep sleeping with you my idea is there for the taking.
TG: P.S. I totes wouldn’t mind watching that.
TG: Just sayin’.
GG: Oh my gosh, Roxy, I can’t even believe you just said that.
GG: But yeah, I’ll... think about it, I guess.
GG: Thanks.
TG: Mmhm, any time Janey.
GG: Goodnight.
TG: Night.