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    Weekly updates, purely random scribbles, terrible writing.

    If Hitler had died in poverty in 1914, and Mussolini had been a mere bystander as the people put the corrupt Church to a fiery trial, how would the history of the 20th century have been rewritten?

    In a world without Hitler and without World War I, would humanity have headed toward peace?

    No, they would have fought over who got to judge the pedophile priests first. The blood of the 20th century wouldn't have flowed in the trenches — it would have flowed in St. Peter's Square.

    An enraged mob crucified the Pope. The new Pope, to save his own skin, eagerly led the way to blow up the tombs of all previous popes. People from all over the world, carrying crosses on their shoulders, flooded into Rome. Amid the bickering over 'who gets to judge the pedophile priests first,' the revolution turned into an absurd refugee camp.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    It was 1884. Right in the beginning of The Gilded Age. The term was coined by American novelist, Mark Twain from The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today (1873) in Mansfield, Ohio.

     

    Johnnie Joestar was, by all accounts an average, aloof, but still, regular person. Until, he was killed by some rich young man trying to join a cult that was definitely not a cult and... Johnnie? he definitely didn't die.

    What will happen in JoJo's unique story?

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    Isabelle ( Bells ) Hann thought she had her life perfectly mapped out: a prestigious role at a leading tech start up Larssens Ltd, an engagement to the generationally wealthy Theodore Watson, and a future built on safety over passion.

    But her boss has a different vision for her life, for who she can become under him, both physically and metaphorically. And Isabelle can't deny the pull of the handsome maverick building his company through whatever means necessary - blackmail, white collar crime or less than morally sound liasons with business colleagues. His most persistent obsession - secure a contract with the global giant Yamamoto Industries - at all cost - to turbocharge Larssens Ltd to global prominence.

    When he manipulates a business dinner with the Yamamoto CEO by claiming him and Isabelle are engaged (using Theo's engagement ring as a prop, naturally) Bells is drawn further into his spiral of corporate and personal machinations.

    By the end of it, she'll realise it isn't only her career that's at stake. It's her entire life - professional, reputational, and deeply personal.

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    Двама братя продължават семейния бизнес. Единият е програмист на свободна практика, другият е от КГБ и с разбито сърце.

    Те ще ходят от село на град, от град на село и ще бъдат там, където тамянът няма сила!

    А някъде там чакат един мургав змей горянин с бяла маска и един ангел веселяк, който от три хилядолетия не си е взимал отпуската и сега го кара на хамбургери и пържени картофки!

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    Български
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    The Capitol's lone social media channel- Vitara- is a hot-spot for gossip, theories, rumors and fan wars.

    Here are some of the most famous threads.

     

    Or: the Capitol definitely has state twitter and you bet your ass there are hard-core stans in it too.

    Canon reactions start on chapter 70 (but you should totally stay for the whole clown show)

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    If he doesn't get married, there'll be no children. If there are no children, there'll be no Aerion, no Trial of Seven, and Baelor Targaryen will live.

    SI Maekar Targaryen

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    4/?
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    The multiverse, an idea that is no longer new to most people. Simply put, the reality you live in is not the only reality.

    There are countless other realities, ranging from those that are identical to those that are unimaginably impossible to exist.

    This is a story about an alternate reality of Witch Hat Atelier.

    A reality where our Coco is a more unpredictable variable, where Coco not only has snow - white hair like Qifrey but also much more than that.

    Or simply put, a reality where Coco resembles Qifrey, and that throws everything into chaos.

    WARNING : DISCLAIMER, read the tags carefully, there's a lot of messed-up stuff in this fic.

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    1/?
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    Aurelia Meridian Ashworth fell through fifty years of time and landed in 1942. She has no family name worth mentioning, no blood status worth boasting about, and no patience for the petty cruelties of handsome young purebloods who haven't yet learned that power speaks louder than pedigree.

    Tom Riddle collects useful things. When a silver-haired transfer student from Beauxbatons puts a dinner knife to his follower's eye without a wand, without a word, and without breaking eye contact with her steak, he recognizes something worth studying.

    And Aurelia is looking for two faces she thought she'd never see again.

    They're still out there. Still young. And more powerful.

    They just haven't found her yet.

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    19/?
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    Lore and pacing will be heavily movie based. Haven't read the book, but will try to include some scenarios from it.
    First Publish: April 25, 2026
    Last Publish: -----------------
    𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: My writing style is blunt, has foul language and mature scenes. New Adult/Mature. Everyone has different tastes so check the tags. Don't read if it's not your style.
    ⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕
    One really long ass name.

    Name in a bowl.

    Will poor 'child' be picked?

    Answer: Duh, it’s The Hunger Games.
    ⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕⏕
    That's all you get for the description ૮(≖⩊≖)ა
    Anyway, enjoy.

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    My deepest apologies for the late update. Recently, one of my coworkers needed to believably murder someone, so I was placed in a coma for several weeks. I hope you enjoy.

    Sorry for the wait. I had to perform heart surgery on a 16 year-old in an active warzone. It took a toll on me.

    hey guys sorry been busy lost a few limbs but the fight was sick as FUCK

    A certain demographic of fanfiction authors seem to be experiencing the AO3 author's curse a little bit more than everyone else. Fortunately, there's an "investigative journalist" on the case.

    (Prompt: "characters-of-your-choice's A/Ns as they go through canon events")

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    Tom Riddle has never done anything he didn’t choose to do. Not the watch on his wrist, not the ring on his finger, and certainly not the prayers. Harry Potter, his best friend since childhood, knows he doesn’t mean any of it. Between them, they don’t keep secrets – not the important ones.

    But tonight, when Tom sneaks over at midnight, he finds Harry in the middle of rolling a secret. In a fit of spite, he takes the blunt and smokes it for himself.

    He gets very, very high.

    And it turns out some secrets are more important than either of them ever knew.

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    (Formerly known as Code Iseaki: Light Version)

    Kinger abstained from voting, leaving the voted tied and Pomni to be the tiebreaker. A decision that she's at a loss in how to make until Caine suggested a coin flip. In one timeline, she flips the coin, but not in this one...seeing Caine's act of kindness as a sign to save him too, she votes Option 1.

    A new past, a new human body....she just had to get used to the mushrooms. Things will be normal...but she and her friends wouldn't have any other way. Adventure awaits the new protectors of the Mushroom Kingdom!

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    When Clyde Donovan disappears, his friends refuse to stop searching. What they uncover will change them forever—but bringing him home is only the beginning.

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    Most Hunters die once. Elias Vargas keeps coming back.

    At 19, Elias is one of Paradise Academy's most promising Hunter students. Quiet. Efficient. Difficult to kill.

    Command calls him Black Spear, a weapon forged for the things that wait beyond the edge of the world. Paradise Academy calls him a student. Elias isn't sure either of them are right.

    When a mission ends with another impossible death and an even more impossible return, questions begin following him back to campus. Questions about where he was, why he disappeared, and about the things Command would rather remain buried.

    The problem is that some truths are dangerous to speak. And some are impossible.

    As friendships deepen and old loyalties begin to crack, Elias finds himself caught between the person everyone needs him to be and the person he's no longer sure he's allowed to become.

    Because survival has a cost. Because ghosts don't come back unchanged. And because the road he's been walking for years is heading toward something far worse than death.

    Silence is better than screaming.

    Until silence becomes the thing that's killing you.

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    23/?
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    "Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."

    -o-o-o-

    It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle psychiatric hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a magical school, and also a murderous, serial-killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.

    Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.

    High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course.

    -o-o-o-

    Story is finished in full and updates weekly on Sundays!

    (Original summary: "As it happened, it wasn’t terribly difficult to be sectioned in a Muggle hospital. Not if one was a wizard and told the truth.")

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    The first good thing Akihiro ever did in his life was a murder.
    He killed a monster to save Johnny Storm, the same man he manipulated, used, and discarded like trash. Not out of remorse. Not out of love. Out of an impulse he still can't name.
    Now the drug called Moth runs through his system, slowing his healing, forcing him to feel every wound longer than he should. The memories come without permission: the dark room, the blue eyes trusting him, the lie "I'll be back tomorrow" he never kept.
    On the run from the law, from his former government contracts, and from everyone who wants him dead, Akihiro arrives at the most terrifying truth: he liked something he never imagined he would do.
    And only one way out remains: Madripoor.

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    English
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    28,473
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Zandik and Feofan are painfully bored with their senior year of high school, and since all they want is to watch the world burn, they create an Instagram account where they post anonymous confessions from students talking shit about one another. Meanwhile, the two of them struggle every day not to kiss each other senseless while trying to hide their painfully obvious homosexuality from everyone else—and, of course, from themselves.

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    1/?
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    10
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    Yelena Belova was built to function without needing anyone. That's the problem.
    After losing her sister, she's still going through every motion of being alive .. eating, training, surviving without a single one of them meaning anything. The mission is over. The team is gone. And nobody trained her for what to do with a self that doesn't have a target.

    Kate Bishop doesn't know any of that. She just knows something's wrong, and she's annoyingly bad at minding her own business.

    This isn't a story about saving someone. It's about what it looks like to stay anyway.

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    English
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    10,952
    Chapters:
    4/20
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    3
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    103
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    A reluctant King who would rather depart onward to Heaven than remain as its representative on earth (or at least on Joseon) finds his efforts repeatedly and unceremoniously interrupted by a northern general who considers the entire affair a profoundly inefficient use of his time.

    Featuring: attempted drownings in inappropriate containers! Philosophical disagreements of no practical use! And the deeply unreasonable tendency for attachment to form under absurd circumstances.

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    English
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    7,934
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    1
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    27
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    Angela conjures two performers: the musicians of Bremen and Emma and Noah.

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    English
    Words:
    780
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10

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