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Fairy Tale Retellings by Bouncey, inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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- 14
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The Wolf, the Maiden, and the Chicken-Legged Hut by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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In which Milena de Roggeven goes looking for a mighty warrior to save her people - in the demesne of Baba Yaga.
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- Part 10 of Fairy Tale Retellings
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Gneiss is a high grade metamorphic rock, meaning that it has been subjected to higher temperatures and pressures than schist. It is formed by the metamorphosis of granite, or sedimentary rock. Gneiss displays distinct foliation, representing alternating layers composed of different minerals. However, unlike slate and schist, gneiss does not preferentially break along planes of foliation because less than 50% of the minerals formed during the metamorphism are aligned in thin layers. Because of the coarseness of the foliation, the layers are often sub-parallel, i.e. they do not have a constant thickness, and discontinuous.
Gneiss is typically associated with major mountain building episodes. During these episodes, sedimentary or felsic igneous rocks are subjected to great pressures and temperatures generated by great depth of burial, proximity to igneous intrusions and the tectonic forces generated during such episodes. Gneisses from western Greenland comprise the oldest crustal rocks known (more than 3.5 billion years old). Gneiss is an old German word meaning bright or sparkling.
—University of Auckland, New Zealand
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- Part 4 of Team Bobcats
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Merlin and Arthur fall out. It's like hell has opened up. The thing is, no one knows why. It doesn't help that Arthur is acting innocent, or at least, like he wasn't at fault. Everyone knew it was his fault.
The whole situation was terrible. Although there were some benefits; for one, Sir Mordred now excelled in ninja-like stealth skills, and Sir Leon could blend in wherever he stood. Sir Elyan tried, and Sir Gwaine managed.
No one knew how Sir Percival did it. Not that they could find him and ask.
All of it was accomplished simply to avoid Merlin's wrath.Gwen and Morgana were called back from their nice little romantic holiday to deal with the whole situation. Their approach was a little more ruthless.
Mordred really hoped that this wasn’t a bad idea.
Merlin would never forgive him.
At least he could point Merlin in Morgana’s direction and laugh while she burned.-
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Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.
Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.
As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.
The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.
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- Part 2 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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Unconnected codywan tropes. A mix of fluff and crack. Please note that angst is illegal here.
(Well, it started as tropes...)Unless otherwise stated, please assume that Palpatine dies in some horribly mundane way, for example:
- choking on a grape
- choking on fish bones
- speeder accident
- trips over own cloak and falls down the stairs
Obviously without him there to orchestrate everything, the war comes to an end, and all my boys live happily ever after.- Words:
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REWRITE: Dragons Speak Parseltongue Too, You Know by Potterwatcher
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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"I'm all right!" Harry stood up and waved frantically at the keepers with his right hand. He would have used his left as well, but there was a dragon egg glued to it.
He did a double take. Nope, that was definitely a dragon egg. Only, this egg didn't look like the other eggs anymore. Instead of being off-white, it was a dark silver with swirling black designs etched into it. But somehow... Harry knew that the designs were runes, and that they were there because of him.
"It is beautiful." Ignis said approvingly. "My egg chose well."
"The egg chose me?" Harry asked in wonder.
"Yes."
Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows.
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- English
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- 23/?
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Ch 23
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Coltland Oneshot Anthology by ShalourTrainer
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
29 Jun 2026
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Remember to read
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Patron Saint of the Lost Causes by Merrily_We_Along (Lovely__Days)
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
26 May 2026
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St. Jude Thaddeus: Catholic patron saint of desperate situations, hopeless cases, and lost causes
Jud periodically has this dream where he’s in a car that’s hurtling down the highway, weaving in between cars and swerving at sharp angles. He’s speeding towards an inevitable fiery crash. The obvious solution is to stop and try and gain control of the vehicle, but there’s a truck barreling behind him and he’s keeping ahead of it by a hair. Slowing down at all means an instant, devastating impact.
In this dream, he tries every solution he can think of. If he stops, the truck hits him. If he keeps going, he hits the median. He dies either way. Each way of dying is equally agonizing. He bleeds out while the car burns around him or he breaks his neck and punctures a lung, laying paralyzed while his lungs fill with blood.
The irony is that he’s at peace. No matter his decision, the end is the same. It used to frustrate him, but now there’s a serenity of things being out of his hands.
He’d told Langstrom as much before the man went to Rome and his face screwed up. “That’s not what I meant by surrender, Jud,” he’d chided. -
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A timid knock at Morgana’s door startled her from a light sleep. It was unusual for anyone to come to her at this time of night, nearly midnight, and the quietness of the tapping meant it could only be one person.
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Just a little morgwen oneshot of a secret nighttime encounter between two forbidden lovers. It's a tale as old as time. -
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“What’s this?” Marcus demanded.
“As you can see, Centurion, it says ‘Romans go home,’” the man said, meeting Marcus’s eyes and lifting his head a little.
“No it doesn’t. What it says is, ‘people called Romanes, they go the house.’"
Or, Marcus and Esca first meet when Marcus catches Esca painting the words ‘Romanes Eunt Domus’ on a wall...
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Surprisingly touching - only adorably cracky at the first.
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Harry should have come out and met someone when he was younger. He should have seen a doctor about the pain in his hip while youth was still on his side. Now, he's made his peace with dying young, but maybe not with dying alone.
Draco should have got the Kiss. He should have died in Azkaban decades ago. Instead, guards throw him in a Ministry lift with a dying man who could stand to live a little.
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Explicit
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No Archive Warnings Apply
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M/M
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
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Harry PotterDraco MalfoyHermione GrangerRon WeasleyOriginal Characters
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Sick Harry PotterHead Auror Harry PotterInexperienced Harry PotterBottom Harry PotterUnredeemed Draco MalfoyPrisoner Draco MalfoyMurderer Draco MalfoyTop Draco MalfoyTrekkie Draco MalfoyMetastatic Bone CancerTerminal Cancer DiagnosisChronic PainAmbulatory AidLoss/Lack of TasteInsomniaSmokingDrinkingMarijuanaStrangulationcontemplating mortalityMinor Character DeathEnemies to LoversHappy EndingSmutAngstHurt/ComfortPublic SexFirst Time BottomingRimmingAnal FingeringAnal SexTrial Drugs as Lubemiddle agedGallows HumorBAMF Hermione GrangerMinister for Magic Hermione GrangerAzkaban Warden Ron WeasleyExecutionAvada Kedavra | Killing Curse (Harry Potter)H/D Erised 2021Minor Hermione Granger/Ron WeasleyGay Harry PotterHarry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWESexual FantasyMasturbationElevator SexReferences to Monty PythonCuddling & SnugglingPOV Harry Potter
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Published:2021-12-06Completed:2021-12-06Words:29,596Chapters:6/6Comments:127Kudos:1,545Bookmarks:409Hits:27,616
Fearful Trill
Vukovich
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Harry should have come out and met someone when he was younger. He should have seen a doctor about the pain in his hip while youth was still on his side. Now, he's made his peace with dying young, but maybe not with dying alone.Draco should have got the Kiss. He should have died in Azkaban decades ago. Instead, guards throw him in a Ministry lift with a dying man who could stand to live a little.
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this fic is a fever dream - i love it, but it also hurt to read....
i love to come across a fic that centers sickness/disability
the rainbow elevators were a hilarious touch - especially harry thinking they were soundproof
can't wait to read this again
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Cody's General is dead.
That doesn't stop him.Series
- Part 4 of Codywan tropes
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The Many Roasts of Endeavor by Sapphiria
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jan 2020
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Endeavor is the worst, and Izuku Midoriya wants the world to know that. This sassy, savage cinnamon roll won't rest until the evil has been defeated. Luckily, the rest of the world is on his side for his epic mission, including Endeavor's own family.
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Shouta Aizawa rarely gave out full marks for Essays, but he couldn't help it this time. There was not a single fault in this essay, not one, especially with all the shade being thrown at the new Number One Hero in the process.
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12 Days of Hell- I Mean, Christmas by BobInTheComments
Fandom Demigods and Magicians - Rick Riordan, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson & The Olympians (Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Demigod Diaries - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
28 Dec 2023
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A drabble. Arthur has returned to a world very different than the one he left behind. How better to come to grips with it all than to watch the various versions of his story? Including one special one that Merlin insisted he see...
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Fate/Further Unofficial Harem Antics by OverMaster
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night (Visual Novel), Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night - All Media Types, Fate/EXTRA, Fate/Apocrypha
21 Aug 2023
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Irisviel von Einzbern may have been stuck in the Greater Grail, but at least she had her wonderful adoptive son to watch over. And with a Holy Grail War fast approaching-- Oh, if you don't know the rest already, go check on kamenhero25's Fate Harem Antics and then read this. It won't make sense otherwise. Compiling the extra material posted in Questionable Questing.
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- English
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- 10,282
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- 2/2
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Nolan finds himself held hostage, worries about Emily, gets grazed by a bullet, and finds it difficult to relax once he's back home and safe. For the Whumptober 2019 prompt 'gunpoint'
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Downfall by ShalourTrainer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
18 May 2026
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“If he wakes up paralyzed-”
“He’s going to be fine,” Ryland muttered, running his hands through his hair anxiously. “He’ll wake up and be-”
“You don’t know that!” Jody argued.
“He’s going to be fine!”
“And what if he wakes up paralyzed, Ryland. You’re his brother,” she pleaded. “You know that will ki-” she caught herself, the words lodged in her throat. “You know it will break him.”
Ryland turned away from her, hands tucked into his pocket. He let out a shaky exhale. “I don’t care."
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When Colt Seavers is rushed to the hospital after free-falling twelve stories, his emergency contact and twin brother, Ryland Grace, rushes to his side. There, he and Colt's girlfriend Jody are met with the realization that the invincible stuntman, Colt Seavers, may not survive the emergency spinal surgery, and they need to make a decision:
How long are they going to let Colt keep suffering?
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- Part 2 of Coltland Oneshot Anthology
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The Bright Side of Guilt and Grieving by ladyofchalant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2026
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Draco was sure there was something wrong with Hermione Granger. The signs were all there:
- Falling asleep in class
- No longer raising her hand (like a total swot)
- A suspicious amount of trips to the looAnd most egregious of all, she was ignoring him. Him. Draco Malfoy: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Ignored.
So naturally, he needed to fix her. But he was no Saint Potter. He wasn’t doing this out of the goodness of his heart.
Except it seemed his heart had other plans.
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“Granger,” Malfoy hissed under his breath. “Go snore somewhere else.”
“It’s called listening,” Hermione whispered out of the corner of her mouth. “I’m focusing on the sound of his voice — and I don’t snore.”
“You do snore,” he repeated, lips hovering somewhere near her ear. “Occasionally, you even drool.”
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