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A hot flash of dread immediately cascades from his shoulders and drips down his spine as his head fills with the sound of rushing blood. A heavy weight settles in the pit of his stomach, his heart pounding loudly in his chest, when Robby’s lips form around his deadname.
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First Time For Everything by percyisasmartass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Jun 2026
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It was one time.
Statistically, condoms had a 98% success rate when used properly. That meant that the condom packet had to have been perfectly sealed, the latex itself had to have no tears or degradation in the material, and it had to be worn as directed.
So why?
Why did it feel like the universe was saying fuck you in big bold letters and giving him double birds at the same time?
So why did the blue lines and the pregnant on the two tests sound so fucking fake?
Or: Where Shane finds out he's pregnant after their first time together in 2013 despite wearing protection, because the universe loves to fuck with him.
Set in Omegaverse. Tags will be updated as story progresses.
(Will be updated every 4-6 days, opposite of The Fertility Face-Off. Updated: June 22nd)
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19 May 2026
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"And they, well. They brought in an omega specialist?”
“Specialist?” Ilya asked, his tone wary. The word sounded uncomfortable in his mouth, so Shane tried to fill in the gaps.
“A doctor. For omegas.”
That threw Rozanov off for a second. “But you are not omega?”
Shane scrunched up his face, creasing the skin on his forehead and around his eyes. Taking a deep breath, he dropped the first of his two bombs. “No, Rozanov. I am. I’m an omega.”
He heard the Russian hum on the other side, considering this. “Makes sense. Is why you are so pretty. And why you have such nice ass.”
Shane’s ears burned. “Shut up, stop talking about my ass.”
“But I can still talk about how pretty you are, yes?”
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hellooooooo i am back and i am writing the alpha/omega fanfic of my dreams!!! do not wake me im exactly where i wanna be!!! aka a fuck or die where shane is on suppressants for far too long and calls ilya for help with his terrible horrible awful no good impending heat - but the circumstances and the yearning are magnified by like a billion times <3 yay!
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04 May 2026
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A House Made of Cards, and Us, Inside by thecrowtit
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 May 2026
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“You can’t smoke in here,” Shane said again, and the young Prince raised an eyebrow at him, puffing away at his pipe, “Prince Ilya Rozanov right?” Shane stepped into the warmth of the barn. “Shane Hollander, Duke of Montre,” Shane extended his hand and Ilya looked at his hand and then him.
Then he slowly took Shane’s hand in his own gloved ones, blowing the smoke out the side of his mouth, a curious look on his face.
After the end of the war, the second prince Ilya Rozanov remains as a glorified political prisoner under the watchful eye of Shane Hollander, Duke of Montre. Shane is the best man for the job, except he is increasingly distracted by the handsome second Prince. Just how long can Shane resist him?
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02 May 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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01 May 2026