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    The thing is, the thing is: Shane doesn't know him, doesn't want to know him, not really, and that makes Ilya think he could stay here, Shane in his arms and impersonal hotel sheets stuck to his sweat-slicked skin, forever and ever. Or, at least, until Shane gets fidgety, like he always gets, and bolts at half past midnight, leaving Ilya to fondle his sticky dick and be what he's best at being, which is being alone while surrounded by people.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    A love story, told through Google reviews.

    (or, Shane leaves a negative review on a restaurant in Saint Petersburg and spends the next decade being haunted by the owner's son.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya closes his eyes.
    He blinks back his tears. He wants to nod or shake his head or something, but he can't.
    This can't be happening.
    He blinks and blinks and blinks again but he's still in the hospital and he still feels like shit and his mom is dead and Shane is far away and he thinks he's depressed and there is something inside of him that he doesn't know what to do with.
    Fuck, he thinks, in russian and in english and in french, even. Fuck.

    Or, in 2020, Ilya has a (very) unplanned, (very) complicated pregnancy, Shane has to learn that sometimes things don't work out the way he planned, and some other things. Set in The Long Game, kind of.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Since I have joined the grand tradition of writing heated rivalry fics on anon, here is my version of a collection. Stories aren't connected unless explicitly stated. Thanks for reading :)

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    14 Jun 2026