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i was platonically simping for gojo so i manifested that into five different snippets for five different plotlines but since im lazy i combined them all into one chapter with the editing skills of a stickman animation and the shamelessness of an ikea cup. by cereal_whore
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Nov 2020
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“Gojo-san, you can’t die yet,” Kugisaki presses. “We didn’t even get to go to harajaku yet.”
“As if Gojo-san can die,” Fushiguro replies disdainfully.
Kugisaki fixes him with a dead gaze. “Sound less disappointed, won’t you?”
He has the power of a cartoon villain and what? Gets headshot by a cold out of everything? Echoes a voice in the back of Itadori’s mind. However, Itadori, having mastered the art of winking out any coherent braincell he could possibly have, has no trouble of completely emptying out any remnants of Sukuna’s complaints.
---Or: even the strongest sorcerer can get sick.
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McMafia by cereal_whore
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2020
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“Oh. Gojo, seems like you’ve caught Ryomen’s eye. Then again, you were always his one that got away.” Mei Mei giggles. “Murder is always romantic, isn’t it?”
“Are we going to ignore the fact that there’s a dead person in the kitchen and you just cooked food in there?” Kugisaki questions no one in particular. She's still eating the fries, though.
“Ah. So, Itadori-kun, what did Ryomen- or Sukuna, say about me?” Gojo hums, sounding pleased with himself. “That we had sexual tension? An intense rivalry? Or that I’m better than him? That he’ll never be able to kill me no matter what?”
“Yeah, he talked about you lots,” Itadori says, taking a sip out of Kugisaki’s coke. “He said you were annoying.”
Kugisaki chokes on her chicken nugget.
A beat of silence. Even the sound of cards patting the table stop.
“And that you had no sense of boundaries.”
Itadori just had to pee, Kugisaki just wanted a cheeseburger, and somehow they ended up working in a McDonalds that turned out to be a front for the cheesiest and most absurdly cliche mafia they've ever seen.
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prompt (day 4): mafia for gojo week except i kinda forgot it was gojo-centric.Series
- Part 4 of gojo week 2020 written from the perspective of a person with the intuitive depth of a hot pocket
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aizawa has had enough by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Mar 2025
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Monoma grinned, spreading his arms wide, basking in the disaster. “Because I could.”
There was a moment of silence. A moment in which Aizawa seriously contemplated retirement.
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The Exam Tantrum by Ashgirl
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jun 2025
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Wherein a man with zero energy watches a student with too much energy self-destruct when taking an exam.
Starring: one exhausted teacher, one perfectly scored apocalypse.
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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