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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    “We’re gonna get a noise complaint,” he said as Edgar pressed a kiss to his jaw.

    “How terrible that would be,” Edgar joked. “Everybody would know you’re spoken for. Oh, we could frame it too, hang it up on the wall.”

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    Edgar surprises Ranpo, for once.

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  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    “You can’t just ask something like that, Ranpo,” Poe muttered in reply, tripping over his words at the thought.

    “Uh, yes I can. Watch,” he responded, then turned his attention back to Osamu. “Hey, Dazai, do you wanna have a threesome?”

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    Ranpo and Edgar invite Dazai over for the night. It decidedly goes well.

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    Truthless Recluse hadn't been paying attention at all to the lecture the Sage of Truth was giving that day, and Sage decided to punish him for it.

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    The Towerkeeper radiated elegant charm, as he did at their first meeting. His hair, unlike Shadow Milk’s unsettling mass filled with shifting eyes, framed his face in a refined manner fitting of a gentleman, with a long, glimmering silver beard to match, braided into a thick plait. His heavy robes brushed the ground, mirroring Recluse’s own style, the inky velvet shifting from blue to indigo to violet in the moonlit room.

    His eyes were deep-set, dark, and filled with stars; they looked like the type of eyes that had witnessed the rise and fall of countless kingdoms. A gold monocle sat perched on his left eye, the reflective gleam coyly hiding it from view. His staff, similar to Recluse’s own, tapped lightly against the ground as he approached.

    Oh. He was approaching. Recluse had been staring for far too long.

    “Act my age, you say?” His voice was calm and mild, deep in timbre and slightly muffled by his thick beard- a shocking departure from Shadow Milk’s normal high-pitched dramatics.

    “So be it, then.”

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    Or, Truthless Recluse gets disciplined. GILF!Smilk x Truthless Recluse.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Another drag, deeper this time. He held the smoke in his lungs for a moment, enjoying the feeling of a warm burn deep within his chest. With a slow exhale, the smoke escaped from his mouth in tiny clouds, leisurely fogging the air.

    or; Scaramouche is exploiting Lohen's masochistic streak.

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    19 May 2026