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The Importance of Potion Safety by EverythingButAverageJane
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2023
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Harry never was great at potions. Here we see the results of him not paying attention in class manifesting by disregarding half a dozen rules of basic potions safety. When Malfoy makes fun of Harry he decides to retaliate. He drinks what he believes to be a strength potion off Snape's desk only to find out that Blaise Zabini had been working ahead.
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The Plan to Part the Potter Parents by EverythingButAverageJane
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Feb 2022
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After over 15 years together Ginny leaves Harry for Luna Lovegood and Harry goes into a depressive state.
His kids decide to save him by stopping the two from ever getting together in the first place.
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Freedom's Reach by dr_girlfriend for Kangofu_CB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
15 Nov 2021
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Clint is about to move on when his eyes drift up to the lettering at the top of the window.
FREE PASSAGE TO THE WEST!
Clint knows that the circus folk mock him — call him too trusting, too soft-hearted — but even he knows nothing in this life comes free. The words puzzle him, and he reads them again carefully to make sure he hasn’t made a mistake.
His eyes are drawn to one posting at the very bottom corner, different from the others. This one is sun-faded and starting to yellow, curling at the corners. Clint crouches down, brow furrowing and lips moving as he sounds out the unfamiliar words.
Western Man Seeking a Husband — I am a kind and unassuming man of good financial means seeking a helpmate and companion. I have lost my arm in the service of our Union, but am otherwise free from disease. I am not particular as to looks, but am seeking an individual of equal youth and vivacity with whom I can share my affection and devotion. I am a man of quiet habits, moderate temperament, and kind disposition and would seek the same in my husband.
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12 May 2026
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Mr and Mrs Black and the Unashamedly Unabridged Epilogue by eTinsmuir
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2024
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Sirius, the dog star. Brightest star in the sky. It's not a single star. It's a binary system: two stars that orbit each other around a common centre of gravity. A larger one, and a smaller one. Some even think there's an even smaller third star in the mix.
Three months have passed since the final battle at Hogwarts. In an event known to the Wizarding public as "The Miracle at the Veil", four of Harry, Ron, and Hermione's dearly departed comrades have been returned to the world of the living. All should be well – or, at least, returning to normalcy – but with Minister for Magic Delores Umbridge in charge, Hermione isn't convinced. With so many believing the troubled times have passed, the Order of the Phoenix has been reduced to fewer than thirty members. It's them against the entire Ministry of Magic and a population sick and tired of war. Hermione can't stop fighting, nothing can go back to the way it used to be, and with a new, unexpected, and, at first, unwanted partner in crime, she has to grow up fast.
As an Irish bookseller also by the name of Black once dismissively asserted: "you'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life". This story mixes romance, drama, humour, and action.
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- Part 1 of Mr and Mrs Black Universe
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22 Sep 2025
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A Convenient Marriage by Diana Williams (dkwilliams), dkwilliams
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2015
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Sometimes a marriage of convenience can become so much more.
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10 Jan 2024
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AU starting 4th year. Draco is intersexed and gets his period. Harry helps hide it. They start dating. But when Draco gets pregnant right after Voldemort returns, Lucius takes his family into hiding, keeping Draco and the baby away from Harry. Draco thinks Harry has abandoned them. After the war the Malfoys come out of hiding and Harry sets out to get his family back.
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21 Apr 2023