HaveMerseyOnMe
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Letting the 6 foot tall god-like alien into his home seemed like something he should feel advised against.
Hell, there was probably an entire protocol for it, not that he would have followed. Surprisingly, Nolan was a decent guest. Cecil didn’t consider himself an above-average host–he was ill-prepared for the company–but still Nolan never once complained; not even after days of sleeping on a stiff pull-out couch that his feet would dangle off the edge of, or when Cecil would get so annoyed from his incessant questioning of everything during their nightly TV ritual that he would shut down completely and slink off to bed soon after without so much of a grumble.
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Cecil is tasked with 'surveillance' of Nolan after he lands on Earth. That surveillance turns out being Nolan--with no identity or resources--crashing on Cecil's couch, learning about humanity through cable TV. Cecil tries to teach him how to cook and--with a little help from Cecil's selective attention and the freezer-life of beef--instead teaches him about the biology, fragility, and blind tenacity of humans and their nature... or at least one human's nature.
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Yours by HaveMerseyOnMe
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
16 Apr 2026
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Peach is kidnapped by Bowser and taken hostage within the Koopa Kingdom. During her imprisonment, she is forced to have sex with King Boswer. He humiliates and degrades her by forcing her to be his human toilet, punishing her even further when she inevitably refused.
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Do you put aphrodisiacs in your food or somethin'? 🤨 by Jessicanightmarewolf1
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
06 Apr 2026
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(Based off of my Conquest drabble series)
Cecil arrives at your house with the intentions of gaining Conquest's allegiance to Earth, to make the man an ally and an asset to be used. He'd be a fool not to do so.
It should've been simple. In and out. Explain what he wants and leave when he gets it.
So how did he end up in bed with the two of you?
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- Part 4 of "Does every Viltrumite who comes into contact with this planet turn traitor?!" | Invincible
- Part 2 of Old man alert | Cecil Stedman, Invincible
Bookmarked by HaveMerseyOnMe
24 Apr 2026
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How does Dale handle such a major life change at such a tender age?
*See notes, please!*
Bookmarked by HaveMerseyOnMe
03 Aug 2022
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get sick (get well, hangin' round the inkwell) by orphan_account for
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Bob Dylan (Musician), The Travelling Wilburys (Band)
02 Sep 2021
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Bob gets sick - Just with a common cold, he's ALRIGHT.
(or is he?)
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- Part 4 of that wilbury stuff?????
Bookmarked by HaveMerseyOnMe
13 Jun 2022
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Christ on a crutch, you really are stupid. In your defense, adrenaline does weird things to the body, and the mad scientist is a lot more attractive than they make him look in the Bugle.
a doc ock reader insert because i'm a slut for a man with nice tits. reader is meant to be transmasculine but is written as afab and gender neutral so others can enjoy as well
Bookmarked by HaveMerseyOnMe
17 Jan 2022
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Man I would've wanted to save that footage
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Famous Last Words by TnyStrk_exe
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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