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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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- Part 1 of The Return Policy Universe
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29 May 2026
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On the Inevitability of Certain Outcomes by Serpent_Sortia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2026
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy do not get along.
Their son, recently arrived from the future, is beginning to panic about that.
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10 May 2026
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I never stopped loving you by andsoforth, mayanahi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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Hermione waited for years for Draco to leave Azkaban
When he finally does, they can't wait before having each other
PWP with NSFW art :)
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10 May 2026
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07 May 2026
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The Lessening by littlewolfsyndrome for CalliopeCrowe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger just wants an orgasm.
A perfectly reasonable aspiration after a brutal shift in St. Mungo’s trauma ward, most would agree. Her trusty vibrator, Hamish, hasn’t let her down yet, and she really—really—needs to come.
But when a half-dead Auror shows up on her doorstep, requiring her life-saving services, Hermione’s dream of getting in a cathartic, satisfactory wank before dawn begins to feel like it might not be in the cards for her—which is seriously unacceptable, because (have I mentioned?) she really, sort of desperately, needs to fucking come.
I suppose it’s a good thing, then, that the aforementioned half-dead Auror knows just what to do.
An ode to mental health and female pleasure.