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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound_HP_archive for Isinuyasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2015
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Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?
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01 Jul 2026
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The hardest part about shagging an Unspeakable is that they’re not allowed to speak of anything. All Draco knows is that Harry works in Time. Harry works in Time, and while he’s out there in all of that time, it is as unforgiving to him as it is to anyone.
Somewhere along the way, Draco realizes he's been thinking in lines, when he should have been thinking in circles.
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01 Jul 2026
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Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.
He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...
(Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)
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- Part 11 of Ana's AU's
- Part 1 of MadAtYourDad
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01 Jul 2026
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"Dean, are you all right?"
"Yeah. I'm just —" Dean shivers again. His teeth clack together. "Jesus Christ, it's cold."
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30 Jun 2026
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Usopp Breaks into Impel Down (And Tries to Not Have a Mental Breakdown at the Same Time) by Usopps_Sandbox (MagicalSniper)
Fandoms: One Piece, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
20 Feb 2023
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A sneak attack leads to Luffy and several others stuck in Impel Down awaiting execution. Usopp comes to bail them out, but finds out much more than he bargained for upon arrival.
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30 Jun 2026
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Banchina was in the ground, the villagers charity ran out, and the village Elders were fed up with the loud, liar, pirate's brat. He was barely eight years old and he stole a loaf of bread to feed himself.
A suspicious ship docked in Syrup Village's tiny port and happened to be looking to 'hire' a cabin boy. So he got sold to slavers and not one adult batted an eye at that.
Usopp isn't pretty like some of the other children so he gets the crusts of ship's biscuits on good days. He learns the meaning of being quiet, and useful to avoid cruelty only to learn new meanings to cruelty.
One day much later they sailed to the arctic north blue. A metal fish attacked the ship and Usopp's fortunes change.
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30 Jun 2026
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When you're an insomniac, you get used to the "what the hell are you doing up, man?" look. Dean just hopes the guy who's stocking the shelves will stop giving it to him long enough to help him find some damn pineapple.
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28 Jun 2026
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"There is an order to these things, Steven, and lo, it is written: getting your hands covered with grease after you just got a manicure is a pretty boneheaded idea."
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24 Jun 2026
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like it's the only thing i'll ever do by mintyelbows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2024
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Years of childish animosity suddenly changes into something else entirely during their seventh year. And to Harry’s astonishment, he enjoys this way too much.
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Or, Harry compliments Draco every time he sees him.
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22 Jun 2026
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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21 Jun 2026
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St Mungo’s is the last place anyone wants to spend the festive season. Harry finds himself there anyway.
Or: Harry's an Auror suspended from duty, Malfoy's wearing the hell out of three-piece suits, Hermione is entirely over everything, and Kreacher just wants to be left alone to decorate for Christmas.
A 25 Days of Draco and Harry story.
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21 Jun 2026
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Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”
“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—
“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter works
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21 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy's doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.
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21 Jun 2026
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A curse is spreading through the wizarding world, erasing memories of the war. Harry Potter is on the case!
Where Draco is the DMLE’s most wanted dark wizard and Harry is the private investigator tasked with bringing him in. It goes as well as one might expect.
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21 Jun 2026
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Harry's far too hot. Draco's always cold. And somehow against all odds, together they create a perfect equilibrium.
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21 Jun 2026
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Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2017
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Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
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21 Jun 2026
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Harry wanted a normal 8th year, but the mysterious and beautiful flowers growing around the castle have other ideas. They're up to something. And so is Draco Malfoy.
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21 Jun 2026
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I could be wrong, I could be ready by harryromper for Owlpostart (Owlpostings)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2018
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At first Harry wonders if they’ve managed to destroy his vaults and are trying to tell him in the most oblique way possible. But when he turns the page he realises they’ve found a vault. A vault in the name of Lily and James Potter.
The parchment trembles a little in Harry’s hand. He takes another gulp of wine.
Harry Potter left Britain after the war and didn’t look back. Ten years later, when Gringotts discovers a vault containing his parents’ belongings—including their badly spell-damaged wedding rings—he’s forced to face up to friends and family who’ve grown in ways he could never imagine, a wizarding London rebuilt beyond his expectations, and the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. And if that wasn’t enough, there’s the entirely unforeseen problem of Draco Malfoy.
Featuring pureblood wizarding traditions, ancestral magic, open mic nights, marriage equality, a diner in Brooklyn, and the return of Fleamont Potter.
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21 Jun 2026
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The story of how Harry Potter single-handedly lost Gryffindor the House Cup while attempting to have a “normal” year at Hogwarts. Featuring Harry's suspicious nature turned up to eleven again, a new DADA teacher who is so not here for Harry’s fame, multiple detentions, Slytherins being sneaky, Hufflepuffs being sneakier, and the mystery of Draco Malfoy's hoodie because seriously Hermione who gave that to him and is he wearing it just to torment me? This is ridiculous!
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20 Jun 2026
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Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.
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- Part 7 of Harry Potter works
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20 Jun 2026