18 Works by constantlyconstipated
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my body (constantly betrays me) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jan 2026
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“You’ve been in bed all day, is something wrong?“
In which Maglor suffers from his own anatomy.
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with her sweetened breath (and her tongue so mean) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2026
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"No," Maglor says, a displeased expression on her face. "You said you knew what Maitimo and I do together, right? Prove it."
Or, Maglor puts Celegorm in his place.
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- Part 1 of sweet as cherry wine
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empty as a car (coasting downhill) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2026
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His world is muted on Sundays. It’s like a gray trying too hard to be a shade of blue, or yellow, or anything, really. It’s nothing and everything at the same time. It’s the beginning of the cycle. It’s another worthless day.
Or, a week in Dazai's repetitive, corporate hell. -
you and me won't be alone no more by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Nov 2025
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Back in Valinor, an innocent conversation.
"Nelyo?"
"What is it, Kano?"
"Can I marry you someday?"
"Silly, Kano. We can’t marry each other. I’m your brother."
Or, at the end of the world, there are just the two of them.
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pray for us sinners (now and at the hour of our death) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: Monster (Anime & Manga)
11 Dec 2024
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"We've created a monster, Johan."
She is Mother Mary, bearing the fruit of the antichrist.
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The sun is up.
Tighnari doesn't remember much of what happened, but he knows he isn't supposed to wake up in the same bed while his student is undressed.
"Collei...?"
He can't bring himself to say anything other than sorry, sorry, sorry.
Or, a sex pollen fic.
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tell me how it felt, when you walked on water? by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
18 Apr 2023
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When the high fades, all there is left after is the fall.
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i say i'm okay, cause they wouldn't care anyway by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Jan 2023
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The pit in his stomach tells him it’s a slow, messy suicide.
Or, Dazai has an eating disorder.
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Last Christmas (I gave you my wHaT?) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Dec 2021
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December 25th, according to two criminal geniuses.
(In which they exchange unconventional Christmas presents.)
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An exploration of how Fyodor sees the world.
It begins with a hypothetical childhood, in which his ability activated for the first time and killed someone dear to him.
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i still see your shadows in my room by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
11 Nov 2021
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It's 4 AM; he's all alone, sulking in his room and unable to sleep. The shadows that were once there haunts him as he lays awake in his own bed.
Unexpectedly, Akutagawa gets a visitor in the middle of the night.
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There was something captivating about his eyes of soil. A thousand tales of pitch-black sorrow--he could tell, without uttering a single word at all.
Atsushi could trace the faint scent of Camellias, pink as his rapidly beating heart, while he gazed upon this stranger's eyes. Undoubtedly, the fragrance was all around them.
He found it. His Camellia. His world.
Or, Bartender Atsushi is whipped for Dazai and just wants the best for him. Set in the Dark Era.
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Atsushi is a grim reaper in daylight.
At night, he is a doll.
Dazai's personal doll.
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“Change of heart? Why, what was my heart like before?”
Chuuya, putting on a more serious tone, bordering the line of sorrow and wistful, “Broken, I guess? Your heart was lost, and you longed for someone like Dazai to give it back to you.”
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star-crossed by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Anime), 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga)
28 Dec 2020
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Norman is like the northern star, beautiful, bright, but far away.
Ray is like a comet trying to chase him.
But of course, the orbits are already set, and comets could only go so far. -
Wrong Love by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End
23 Nov 2020
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He almost feels used, but that's okay. He loves Guren anyways.
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save me from myself (don't let me drown) by constantlyconstipated
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Nov 2020
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Would you save your worst enemy if you had no one else left? Of course not, if you are a normal human being. However, Dazai has stopped being a normal human being long ago.
In which Dazai isn't the one who needs to be saved from the river.
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"Guren, do you ever wonder what a normal life would feel like?" Shinya stared at the window, at the pouring rain outside, "Just imagine if the world didn't end and we weren't part of this shady organization," he almost laughed.
"First of all, i won't have anything to do with you." Guren replied blankly.
"Why not?"
"Because my kids might get your personality."
Shinya grinned, "Oh? so you'd have a wife?"
They can pretend.