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The Slop Pit by loafofmaggots
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), OFF (Game)
18 Jun 2026
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A collection of works I couldn't be bothered to finish, plan on finishing but just haven't had the time, or works that I did finish but are just real shitters. Really, really not great. They can't all be winners. It might not all be porn but we'll see.
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Want to Capture You in Digital by loafofmaggots
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
31 Oct 2025
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It’d been a journey of self-discovery he didn’t sign up for and has no intention of unpacking because, to be honest, he didn’t know how to even start.
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guy who doesn't know anything about how computers work desperately attempts to explain how they think a computer system works 2: now in stunning 3D!Series
- Part 3 of HLVRAI Bullshit
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Unless You Ask Me To, Hurt You by loafofmaggots
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
24 Jul 2025
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It’d been a month since what Gordon has dubbed the incident part two. He hasn’t seen Benrey at all, and it’s eating him up inside.
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i am completely a normal level of excited for hl2vrai coming out this year.Series
- Part 2 of HLVRAI Bullshit
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I Won't Hurt You by loafofmaggots
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
06 Jul 2025
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It was like the thing was possessed. Of course that wasn’t really possible, there’s just something he hasn’t tried yet. But apparently if it’s possible for a video game to convince you your hand has been sawn off, it’s possible for it to genuinely actually spawn some terrible form of artificial life.
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guy who doesn't know anything about computers desperately attempts to describe how they think a computer system works.Series
- Part 1 of HLVRAI Bullshit
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“Tender, aren’t we?” He smiles. His comes far easier, being more of a shit-eaing grin over their malice ridden expression. “Don’t tell me you’re always this clingy after a one night stand. No wonder you were so desperate.”
‘I am so incredibly tired of you. It is unfathomable.’
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behold. i am back on my bullshit.Series
- Part 2 of J(i)zzpunk
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HLVRAI Bullshit by loafofmaggots
Fandom Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
31 Oct 2025
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Another Satisfied Customer by PCrabapple
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, HLVRAI-Fandom
28 Aug 2020
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The HEV suit creates a BIG problem and now Gordon is suffering. Only one thing can fix it. He asks Benrey to help him get it.
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Bookmarked by loafofmaggots
12 Jan 2026
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"What the fuck," Benrey says, because there's only wall behind that monitor and because he knows that hand, he's been watching that hand and its partner make big stupid gestures all month as he listened to a mean little AI say mean rude shit about him, and now it’s reaching through his screen and flailing around like its owner is urgently trying to find something to hold onto—
Benrey barely thinks. He leaps up and grabs the hand.Bookmarked by loafofmaggots
07 Jan 2026
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Gordon gets separated from the rest of the science team somewhere in the labyrinth of office spaces and endless concrete hallways. When he finally runs into someone again, he is surprised by something he probably should have noticed earlier, and investigates.
[Originally written June 7th, 2024]
Bookmarked by loafofmaggots
26 Jul 2025