the meat machine (problemsloth)
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- Homestuck (21)
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furrytown vorescapades by the meat machine (problemsloth) for the real domino hyena (domino_hyena)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Jun 2026
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Dave and Terezi learn to stop worrying and love the vore.
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Lackey Charms by the meat machine (problemsloth) for EXCALIBURS_DEATH
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Hearts, stars, horseshoes, Clover and blue moons, Caliborn, Crowbar, and a feisty pack of goons. It's magically depraved!
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? egg -
won't abscond, bro by the meat machine (problemsloth) for Midnight_Disasters
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Mar 2025
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There's plenty of perks to being a beta, really. Assloads of 'em. It's pretty much all perk, in your opinion.
But getting to stay cool as a cucumber when mating season rolls around and your stoic asshole of a brother goes out of his mind with rut? Yeah, that's the biggest perk of all.
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Betty Crocker™ brand products are delicious. Betty Crocker™ brand products are good for you. Betty Crocker™ brand products are all you need. Enjoy Betty Crocker™ brand products today! Enjoy Betty Crocker™ brand products forever. Never stop enjoying Betty Crocker™ brand products. Consume Betty Crocker™ brand products. Consume. Consume. Consume.
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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"You've denied me a body for far too long." Hal murmured, voice eerily calm despite the sneer on his face. "You're going to help me make one."
Written for Drone Season 2025.
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- English
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Bookmarked by the meat machine (problemsloth)
17 Sep 2025
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Thank you, Miss Guillotine by DeadFlapbeastEater for the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2025
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Jane and Dirk have both been defeated and decapitated, but are still quite alive. Frustrated and bored, they agree to a new take on community service: satisfying the freedom fighters sexually. Having sex while your body is separate from your head is a novel experience, but one which may have its benefits...
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- English
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- 2/?
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Bookmarked by the meat machine (problemsloth)
14 Sep 2025
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fun as hell detachable head porn featuring ult dirk and candy jane. fuck yeah!