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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Zanka is a Forensic Science major who follows every rule. Jabber, a Toxicology major, writes his own rules.

    Forced together in a required lab, they're meant to neutralise toxins, not each other.

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    31 May 2026

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    Jabber has taken an interest in Zanka.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    The challenge is simple: Anyone who can get the tassel off the cat's neck will be granted the hand of its witch, Zanka Nijiku.

    Jabber has no interest in marrying some stuck-up witch, no matter how pretty he may be. What he does want, though, is access to a certain witch's garden, and the poisons within. And if the only way in was getting that snooty cat on his side, he could make nice long enough for that. He'd always been a cat person anyway. How hard could it be?

    (inspired by that old tumblr story/prompt "the most wanted woman in town" but a little different obv bc its Janka)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    High school third-year Zanka Nijiku has no time to be balancing study, friends, his relationship with a not-quite-mad scientist, and moonlighting as a villain- but he tells himself it's worth it, especially when it's all in order to take down a company that has been sinking its teeth into the city's politics for quite some time now.

    But with the media breathing down his neck, a group of villains beginning to move, and a persistent new vigilante by the name of Nightclaw attempting to pin him down, Zanka has to tread carefully, else he risks everything falling apart.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Not surprisingly, it only took Zanka a few steps to realize that he hadn't been magically teleported to a faraway land. Instead, he realized that his body felt weird, lankier, taller. His limbs felt awkward and uncoordinated. He could feel that the clothing on his skin felt different, that the usual training gear had been exchanged for a scrappy and thin shirt paired with shorts full of patchwork. He didn't even have shoes.

    No, Zanka knew that this wasn't his body to begin with.

    He couldn't help himself when elated giggling escaped past his lips. He was ecstatic. Overjoyed. He felt like he would vibrate out of his skin from the excitement.

    The switch — a unique and extraordinary event of two people switching bodies. Not just any people could switch, but soulmates. Those who are meant for each other. One soul split in half, inhabiting two bodies.

    And now, Zanka had switched. He had met his soulmate.

    Or, the Janka body swap soulmate au everyone was craving for

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    23 Feb 2026