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- Danny Phantom (2)
- DCU (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 6 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 15 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
GUI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
- 9,601
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Skinning The Children For A War Drum by QueerDisabledMess
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
08 Nov 2024
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Talon has finished its final task; dismantling the Court of Owls. All that's left is to turn itself over to the Batman to be safely disposed of, allowing Gotham to be free of Owls and Talons, forever. Except there's suddenly a child where there is not supposed to be, staring at Talon with wide eyes.
AKA Talon-Dick takes care of the final members of the Court of Owls only to be discovered by their eight-year-old son, Tim Drake, who then walks them over to the Batman's house? And instead of a swift death, he ends up with a family???
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Someone—and Harry might murder them if he ever finds out who—digs something up in old records proclaiming that Harry is not only the Heir of Slytherin as all Parselmouths are, but Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest after killing the basilisk. Students start coming to Harry for protection and other gifts he can grant them as Lord Slytherin. Harry thinks this Lord business is the stupidest thing he’s ever heard, but all he needs to do is offer them protection and so on without becoming too full of himself. So it’s doable. Hopefully
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- Part 1 of This Lord Business
- Part 6 of From Litha to Lammas 2022
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Learning to Heal, Learning to Trust by LocalCryptid7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Nov 2021
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"Without a word, Shinsou turned and left, taking long and fast steps straight to the bathroom, where he promptly locked himself in a stall. His knees buckled and his head hung over the porcelain toilet as he heaved, throwing up everything that he had eaten that day.
UA had muzzled Bakugou. No one seemed to care.
If it was okay to muzzle Bakugou, a high ranking hero student, then it was only a matter of time before they came for the dangerous gen-ed kid with a villain’s quirk.
He had to make sure that didn’t happen. He couldn’t let that happen."
EDIT 2/27/2024 - I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THE SALE OF BOOK/FICBINDING OF THIS FANFICTION. I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THE SALE OF THIS FIC IN ANY FORMAT. ALL CHARACTERS/PLACES/THEMES ARE THE PROPERTY OF THE ORIGINAL CREATOR(S), THIS WORK IS JUST FOR FUN, NOT FOR ANY SORT OF PROFIT.
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pulling teeth by idiolex
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
27 Feb 2023
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AKA the 6 times Tony doesn't tell the Avengers he's autistic, +1 he does.
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"They started noticing a couple of weeks in. Tony couldn’t really say he was surprised. He was pretty good at masking, maybe even one of the best because very few people had to mask so consistently, in front of most of the world. And no one had ever suspected. But there was only so long you could keep that up before your body and mind gave in, and Tony had always used the Tower as his decompression space. It was absurdly unrealistic to think he could go months without relaxing properly. It didn’t make it any less humiliating every time he slipped up."
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Nothing and no one can convince me that Tony Stark isn't autistic, and I'm here to make that EVERYONE'S problem.
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Fluffy tigers at Stark Industries by amlago
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Calvin & Hobbes
06 Jun 2014
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This is the story about how Calvin drops out of MIT and got a job at Stark Industries. A job, and one and a half cubicle for him and Hobbes. And a yearly supply of high grade tuna for as long as he works there.
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- Part 1 of Mad geniuses and fluffy tigers