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Regime High Command
16:34
Ashswagg created the chat
Ashswagg named the chat "Regime High Command"
Ashswagg changed their name to SupremeLeaderAshswag
SupremeLeaderAshswag added HaiperEXE
SupremeLeaderAshswag changed HaiperEXE's name to CODHaiper
SupremeLeaderAshswag added Tubbo_
SupremeLeaderAshswag tried to change Tubbo_'s name [Access blocked]
Tubbo_ changed their name to Tubbo :D
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Hello gentlemen. I have decided, of my own accord, that we as the Regime High Command should have a secure group chat so that we don't have to wait until we are all available to call a meeting to the Pantheon to share information.
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Also @Tubbo :D why does it say "access blocked" when I tried to change your name, I made the chat? I'm admin?
CODHaiper: yes, definitely your choice to make this chat. not mine. will we still have meetings in the pantheon though?
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Shut up Haiper. And yes, we will still meet in the Pantheon, now we can just have minor discussions about the Regime that don't require us all to be in the same place.
Tubbo :D : its becasue i hacked my com lol sorry
CODHaiper: what
SupremeLeaderAshswag: What do you mean you 'hacked your com' Tubbo?
Tubbo :D : do you actually want me to explain how i did it or are you gonna accept the answer and move on
SupremeLeaderAshswag: .. Well now that we have this, I want to make it clear that this is a professional chat, we will not be silly here.
CODHaiper: sure man
Tubbo :D : righttttt
SupremeLeaderAshswag: ?
CODHaiper: we're just agreeing with you ash dont worry about it
SupremeLeaderAshswag: I can hear you two laughing from up here, what happened?
Tubbo :D : i thought this was a very serious no fun allowed proffessional chat
Tubbo :D : made by a very serious profesional supreme leader
CODHaiper: yeah the very serious no fun at all professional chat doesn't get to know why we're laughingahauesfuhs
CODHaiper: WHY DID YOU SHOOT A FIREWORK AT ME ASH TUBBO STARTED IT
Tubbo :D : no i didnt
SupremeLeaderAshswag: No he didn't
CODHaiper: fuck you both
Tubbo :D : ash cmoe down i wanna show you the new engine for the helicarreer
Tubbo :D : helacarier
Tubbo :D : ffs
Tubbo :D : HELICARIER there damn
SupremeLeaderAshswag: On my way down.
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Also it's helicarrier.
Tubbo :D: goddamnit
19:55
CODHaiper: ash why do you type like that
SupremeLeaderAshswag: ????
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Do you mean using capitalization and grammer?
CODHaiper: yes, literally why do you do that
CODHaiper: It's weird
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Why don't you use proper grammar.
Tubbo :D : youre outvoted boss
Tubbo :D : be norma and chill
CODHaiper: for once in your life
SupremeLeaderAshswag: I'm ignoring you Haiper
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Tubbo what just exploded
SupremeLeaderAshswag: And are you okay
CODHaiper: oh shit hes downed
SupremeLeaderAshswag: I'll go get him
CODHaiper: OH MY FUCKING GOD HE TOOK OUT HALF THE DAMN REGIME
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Haiper, Tubbo says go break all the item vaults and it'll fix it
CODHaiper: literally why would that fix it
Tubbo :D : fivvev minuite timm trvael
SupremeLeaderAshswag: He says it will take us back five minutes in time?? I don't ask questions anymore.
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Haiper just do it
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Tubbo when did you get your communicator back, you absoutely have a concussion
CODHaiper: ok im breaking them? i guess?
19:50
CODHaiper: are we back?
SupremeLeaderAshswag: I think so.
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Tubbo what happened? Actually no, HOW did that happen.
Tubbo :D : so uh. no one touch the second floor of the facotry rn.
CODHaiper: we dont go up there anyway??
Tubbo :D : actually maybe none of us go in the factory. at all. for a bit.
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Tubbo are you okay?
Tubbo :D : im fiiiiinnee supreme leader ashswag lets just leave that facotry be for like an hour and 27 mins or something around that number :D
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Why is that number so specific.
CODHaiper: i thought you didnt ask questions anymore
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Haiper I watched you run into the Pantheon. You can't hide from me.
CODHaiper: tubbo you get all my stuff when ash kills me
Tubbo :D : o7
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Come here Haiper :)
Tubbo :D : haiper hes running towards you now
Tubbo :D : he just spalshed swiftness
Tubbo :D : i can hear screams of terror
Tubbo :D : well thats proabably a sign everything is ok
Tubbo :D : im gonna go work on the helicarrier if i get back over here and see my train tracks fucked with youre both fixing it
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Ok Tubbo :)
General Server Chat
Graf: Is everything okay at the Regime? I heard an explosion
Tubbo_ was downed by an explosion
SenpaiSpider: guess that answers it
Ashswagg: I got him dw
HaiperEXE: ASHD OYU SUCK
HapierEXE: TUBBO HELP
HaiperEXE was downed by Ashswagg using [THE REGIME'S UNDYING HAND]
HaiperEXE was killed by Ashswagg using [THE REGIME'S UNDYING HAND]
HaiperEXE: im all the way back at spawn
HaiperEXE: who broke the bed
HaiperEXE: ash i swear to god im going to kill you
Tubbo_: that mightve been me this time oops
Ashswagg: Wrong chat idiots
Regime High Command
CODHaiper: who broke my bed i just wanna talk
Tubbo :D : i broke A bed but im like 62% sure it was only mine
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Why did you break your own bed Tubbo?
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Also 62%??
CODHaiper: ash did you break my bed
Tubbo :D : needed room for machien
SupremeLeaderAshswag: You still need a bed Tubbo. Maybe we should look into building a Regime housing complex soon.
CODHaiper: ash dont ignore me
Tubbo :D : wait thats so fun
Tubbo :D : mabye
CODHaiper: ASH DID YOU BREAK MY BED
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Tubbo come up to the Pantheon later we can discuss it there
Tubbo :D : okayyyy
CODHaiper: i hate you both so much
Tubbo :D : WHAT why m i didnt do anything :(
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Haiper look what you did you made Tubbo sad
CODHaiper: ok im sorry not you tubbo just ash
Tubbo :D : yay
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Wait what did i do
CODHaiper: … bro you killed me and broke my bed
SupremeLeaderAshswag: And?
CODHaiper: …… someone say something before i kill him
Tubbo :D : can we change the chat name
SupremeLeaderAshswag: No.
Tubbo :D : whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Tubbo :D : it's so boring
Tubbo :D : and depressing
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Then what would you name it
Tubbo :D : idk not this corporate bs
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Come up with something and I'll consider it
CODHaiper: and if he does it it'll be "his" idea
SupremeLeaderAshswag: Do you want to die again Haiper
CODHaiper: come at me i got my stuff back (thanks tubbo)
Tubbo :D : yw king
Tubbo :D : plesae dont leave a body on the tracks
SupremeLeaderAshswag: We won't
CODHaiper: we wont
Tubbo :D : ok have fun killing each other i guess
23:39
Tubbo :D gave Tubbo :D Admin
Tubbo :D renamed the chat "the regime FUCKING lvoes you"
Tubbo :D removed Admin from Tubbo :D
Tubbo :D deleted 3 changelogs