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Dear Hot Bread God,
Please put me out of my misery and shove your yeasty fist up my pussy.
Signed,
Your dough, waiting to be pounded.
Um. Too desperate?
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Rey is thirty, terminally single, and has been on enough bad Hinge dates to last several lifetimes. One evening, the Instagram algorithm delivers her something unexpected: a pair of extraordinary hands making bread, and a voice that tells her she's being oh so good.
She doesn't follow him. She's not going to be caught being horny on main.
She does, eventually, subscribe to his OnlyFans.
What follows is a completely rational series of decisions that leads her, one Saturday morning, across an international border, to eat pizza with a stranger from the internet.
Just lunch. Just to suss things out.
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Heh, Arent You A Little Spark Plug? by torch_ginger (her_royal_pickiness)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Jun 2026
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“I’ve even handled an entire water pressure system, so bring on your worst, car!” she hissed at her lifeless ride, as if confronting yet another mansion villain.
//This is meant to be post-RE0 and before RE3
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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Ch.10
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Do not dance with birds. You might get more than you bargained for.
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- Part 3 of Anon’s Feral Escapades
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The tags pretty much tell you the exact premise, you know what you're getting into upon clicking.
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... Your mom said it was your destiny to fuck the Simurgh? - Lisa Wilbourne
Well... No. But she did say I'd do great things. Fucking an Endbringer is pretty great. - Taylor Hebert
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Destiny Blackmarch
2026-04-20T13:59+12:00
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Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.
First, Dick Grayson is Robin.
Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.
Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.
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An Exercise in Diplomacy by Zuzaruz
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime)
30 Mar 2026
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Fern and Frieren find themselves in a pinch, one where combat doesn’t seem like an option. Their hope is merely for peace, but maybe there’s something more to be gained in the process…
Until then, is Fern able to hang on to her sanity? Or her sanctity? Or anything, really?
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Waifu Wars 3: The Ultimate Tournament Arc by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Dragon Ball, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Warhammer 40.000
09 Feb 2026
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The bills are due in the Waifuverse, so Midnight and her crew dive into "The Ultimate Tournament Arc" for the glory, publicity and a chance to advance to Pro Tier.
The girls check off every Tournament Tropes bingo square, from the cheesy training montage and predictable brackets, all the way to the mid tourney shakeup that has been teased since the Christmas Special (hint: she's on the cover, cigar in hand).
New waifus enter the Waifuverse and clash in erotic duels! High stakes, higher heels and fan service hotter than the beach day episode!
This is a satire and deconstruction of literary, anime, and hentai tropes, poking fun at (while basking in) the absurdity of it all, mixing elements of wrestling, attention economy, and fourth-wall-breaking camp.
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- Part 6 of The Waifuverse
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You find yourself in the Amazing Digital Circus. Your name is gone. Your human body is gone. The only thing left is your brain, and it’s dangerously close to going too. Luckily, you discover a curious glitch that might save you and your new friends from the never-ending adventures of your erratic ringmaster, Caine. But is it safe to use?
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#ciekaweee
#guwnk
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[Oneshot - Dating Service AU] V gets forcibly recruited to help Lizzy Wizzy get the love of her life.
A direct continuation of the Bakery AU.
“V thinks over all of her dating woes with Judy, and she considers that after all of their difficulty, she's grateful at least that they're not both homicidal cyborgs in love.”
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- Part 2 of AU Collection
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Cookie's Bitch by BottomSwayleTruther for ShinBlack
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Dec 2025
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Cookie is spending the holidays with his new partner.. After getting snowed in, the two come up with a kinky way to pass some time.
|| Not my usual content, but I did do a fic/art trade with @ShinBlack!! Thanks for the fic idea xD
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Chapter 10 But It's Just Batshit Emotional Sexts by Dontevenmind
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jun 2026
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Okay baby, BUT, and I am being so for real rn, picture this: I buy the car. Buttery soft leather. Like living breathing snarling tiger skin.
Glistening red. So shiny it looks wet, slick.
Doors scissor open so smooth for me, pushed high up in air spread wide like knees.
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She is purring for me, Shane. Under me. Warm.
SHE??
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Weird-ass extremely sappy objectifying kinky sexts that happen at some point after the final chapter of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill. They are better if you've read the first work and have the full emotional/sexual/narrative context of the story to which it belongs. I intended for this to just be silly, but somehow it became relationship development I didn't realize the first work was lacking.
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- Part 2 of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill
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Read 6/13/26
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
These fuckin’ cuties! I love them obsessed like this.
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What if we lived in *more* interesting times?
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dragons
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Peak dragons
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What do two parents of a nymphomaniac newborn do to cope?
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Professor Baljeet invites Phineas and Isabella to a special math class to demonstrate why his classes are the most successful at his college. They find the answers are quite seductive. Rated explicit for sex.
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Buck tiene una obsesión con ver a Eddie sonrojado y hace un montón de estupideces para lograrlo.
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Itty Bitty Billy Batson by Jam5
Fandom Aquaman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Black Canary (Comics), DC Extended Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Fantasia (1940), Green Arrow (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern Corps (Comics), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League (2017), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League International (Comics), Justice League of America (Comics), Shazam! (2019), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman Returns (2006), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman: The Animated Series, The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Wonder Woman (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types
13 Apr 2023
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Tiny little Billy Batson is Whiz Network's roving reporter and The World's Mightiest Mortal.
A random series of one shots set in the Alternate Universe before Lightning & Stars - Billy Batson & Courtney Whitmore series
Billy Batson Fan Fics shows scans the pages of comics which inspired this series and explains why I started writing fan fic.
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