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“It’s quite simple,” they start. “Your files have been reviewed, your lives analyzed, and the math was overwhelming, really. It was almost as if there was no point in crunching the numbers at all.” The being’s smile widens. “It’s quite sweet, if you don’t mind me saying so. I don’t get to work with a lot of long-time soulmates.”
If the being can feel the weight of what they just said, they’re unfazed by it. They don’t even blink. Patrick freezes the same second Pete does, and he chokes out, “But we weren’t together.” He glances at Pete, looks away just as quickly. “Not when we died, not ever.”
“The universe is funny like that,” the being says with a nod.
Patrick and Pete? Soulmates in the afterlife? Who would've guessed!
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01 Jul 2026
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Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick's daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.
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30 Jun 2026
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This is not the first time Pete’s had to go on a campaign to help someone appreciate the awesomeness of Patrick Stump; it’s not even the first time he’s had to do it for Patrick himself.
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29 Jun 2026
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Maybe it was just because Patrick was always so self-conscious and covered from head to toe. Maybe it was because his skin was so pale and smooth, blond hair barely visible above the knee. Maybe Pete was just a massive creep. But he couldn't help it – he was obsessed with Patrick's thighs.
In which Pete is creepy about Patrick's perfect skin and then they have sex.
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28 Jun 2026
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but i'm reflecting light by looks_a_scream
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bandom
25 Jun 2021
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Patrick Stump is the stuck-in-a-rut co-owner of Vaughn's Diner, living a quiet life in the middle of Mighty Falls, Illinois. Things aren't perfect but he's trying to make it work.
Pete Wentz is the crashed-and-burned son of a hotel tycoon who moves to town on a new business venture. With him, he brings a bookworm son and a whole lot of baggage. He's just trying to get it right this time.
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An AU inspired by Gilmore Girls.
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27 Jun 2026
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Saw a post on tumblr and thought it would be cute as a Peterick: "my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing"
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24 Jun 2026
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It's 2005, Fall Out Boy's second album is about to drop and more and more people are noticing. Warped Tour, TV interviews, radio play... They're climbing to the top and nothing can stop them.
Then Patrick finds out he has cancer.
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24 Jun 2026
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Andy comes to terms with the hiatus (5 times he refused Joe's help and 1 time he didn't)
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20 Jun 2026
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Andy sits up, covers falling from his shoulders. He shivers against his will, the cold creeping into him like a fog over the lake. His head doesn’t feel right, like it’s full of cotton. Andy winces as he swallows.
Shit.
He’s totally sick, isn’t he?
In which Andy has to take a sick day and his best friends take care of him.
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20 Jun 2026
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There is a naked Patrick Stump in Pete's hotel room. No, really.
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17 Jun 2026
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Patrick Stump lives a pretty sheltered life. It’s not something that Patrick really even argues against at this point because he knows it’s true. His parents are extremely religious: they go to church every Sunday, they go to Bible Study every Wednesday, and they volunteer for pretty much every church event possible. Patrick doesn’t necessarily hate doing these things, though. He just wishes that he could make more friends other than the kids from his church, but most people think he’s a weird, bible-thumping asshole, when in reality, he doesn’t really buy in to the whole “religion” thing.
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14 Jun 2026
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“But he never-” Pete stops, trailing off into the empty possibility, the thousand different ways that sentence could end. Patrick never said anything, he never seemed to mind, Pete could never really tell if he noticed or not and would have pulled his still-beating heart out of his own chest and offered it up on a platter if he ever thought it would make any difference, but it never seemed like it would, so he let the words sneak into songs and hang in the open air for 20-something years, and thought they’d dissipated by now.
“Yeah,” Joe says softly. “I really - thought maybe you guys talked about it or something, but then I realized you didn’t, and I just kind of - I don’t think it’s gonna be the end of the world, you know?"
What if Pete spent the last 20-something years really truly head over heels in love with Patrick, and Patrick was so genuinely oblivious he had no idea? Then - what if he found out? An exploration of not actually unrequited love that just spends a really long time seeming unrequited, because Patrick needs some time to wrap his head around it, basically.
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13 Jun 2026
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Patrick works in finance. It's a very stressful job. He's very stressed.
Fortunately, he has... coping mechanisms.
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11 Jun 2026
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Pete Wentz is a fashion mogul with a brand new music label who gets an earful of struggling artist Patrick Stump's demo and wants to sign him. Except when he asks to see a photo of Patrick, Patrick sends him a picture of his hot roommate Mikey Way instead.
An AU based on the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Difference Between Real Love and the Love On TV by scarredsodeep, wellthisisprettyrisque (brainwitchletty)
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
08 Oct 2017
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It is the year 2008. Patrick, not exactly known for his assertiveness skills, is trying to get out of an awkward situation with an ex. Resident genius Pete Wentz suggests, "Just tell her you have a boyfriend!" This is the story of how Patrick Stump ends up pretending to date Pete Wentz and doing it with real feelings.
With gorgeous artwork by the amazing collettephinz!
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07 Jun 2026
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Gerard had welcomed something dark and terrible, he was little more than a puppet of blood and cells and calcium to it, and he had no way of forcing it out.
He let it consume him.
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Gerard Way has a gift, a sixth-sense. Mikey Way loves ghost hunting. A typical EVP session goes terribly wrong, and Gerard is left without his soul. Mikey tries anything, everything, to get his brother back-- Even abandoning him at a speed dating event, a force of sociability, where a chance-encounter with Frank Iero takes Gerard deeper into the world of spirits and unfinished business.
Frank has a dead best friend. Gerard only feels real when the dead are near.
Both are haunted.
Together, they might be able to do something about that.
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06 Jun 2026
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Useless Advice in the Name of Chivalry by JerseyDragons
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
01 Dec 2023
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There's a routine to the Die-ner. Chores and friends and fighting Dracs and more chores and midday naptime.
Ghoul's been being extra weird lately. Like, more than normal Ghoul-weird.
Jet would like to get to the bottom of this so he can have his routine back.Series
- Part 2 of JD's One-Off Danger Days Fics
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05 Jun 2026
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How To Aquire A Child: A Guide for the Gainfully Unemployed by JerseyDragons
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
25 Feb 2024
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Jet was hoping for a quiet night at home getting stoned with her boyfriend and weird roommates. But when needs must, children in shit situations must be liberated from shit situations with drama, panache, and no small amount of semi-illegal fireworks shoplifted from the local Walmart. Such is the life of a Killjoy1..
1. Killjoy: Member of a crew2. operating out of the Better Living Mobile Homes I trailer park complex, Prescott, Arizona, USA.
2. Crew: Here used to mean a loose collection of individuals, often roommates, who's main goals in life are to scrape up enough money for dinner and weed, help kids be marginally less fucked up than they are, and do some direct action against the local government and pharma labs in the form of occasional arson.
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04 Jun 2026
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Tell Me Something True by ladyfoxxx
Fandoms: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album)
06 Sep 2011
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Mikey and Ray – friends, bandmates, brothers, zonerunners, lovers, killjoys.
A story that spans fourteen years.
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- Part 3 of Time Travel 'verse
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04 Jun 2026
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So Hold On Tight and Don't Look Back by killjoysinner
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
31 Jan 2022
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“...You wanna talk about it?”
“Not really-”
“Too bad. I’m therapising you.”
“I don’t think that’s a word.”
“It’s a word now. By royal decree of me. Spill.”
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02 Jun 2026