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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Wren is a half-drow paladin of vengeance. Zevlor is a broken man who is breaking more still. Can they make each other better, or does life on the Sword Coast lend itself only ever to violence and sorrow?

    I’m obsessed with how much character BG3 writers give NPC’s and of course with everyone’s favorite darling tiefling paladin.

    This story is now complete. Extra thanks to littlebarghest for their reading & feedback.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    “I’m looking for Captain Wesker.” You hold up the lunch bag, your sole piece of evidence, your justification for being here. “He forgot his lunch this morning. I wanted to bring it by.”

    A heavy silence fills the office.

    “He forgot his lunch,” the burrito guy repeats slowly.

    “At home,” the bearded man adds.

    “Where you were.”

    “This morning.”

    They’re looking at each other now, exchanging glances, having some kind of silent conversation you’re not privy to.

    “Hold on, wait.” Burrito Guy holds up the hand not holding the burrito. “Are you saying you’re-”

    “I’m his wife.” The words come out smaller than you intended. “We’ve been married since March”

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    A week has passed since Rolan, Tav, Dammon and Zevlor shared a magical evening together at Sharess's Caress. But it soon becomes clear that one night together just wasn't enough.

    There are deeper feelings at play, feelings that could either spell disaster or lead to a happily ever after.

    But are Tav and her tieflings brave enough to admit how they feel and risk it all for their happy ending?

    Because, after all, aren't some rewards worth the risk?

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    17 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    Retrieved from the mud of the battlefield, the Duke brings the shattered remains of Lord Karl Heisenberg to a safe location. You've never shied away from hard work, but this may prove to be an impossible task...

    [DISCLAIMER: The last Resident Evil I played was Resident Evil 1. I have not played Resident Evil Village. I have, as ever, extensively dug into the wiki and other available resources, yet I know I am by no means an expert on the subject matter. I ask only for leniency and your charity in this endeavor, as well as forgiveness for any out of character moments or glaring mistakes. Thank you so much for your interest!]
    [x-posted to Tumblr]
    Enjoy!

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    21 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Leon, since he was the one to paralyze the man from the waist down, went back to the Eastern Slav Republic to see Sasha as soon as he was cleared to make the offer for a trial run of prosthetic spine attachments an acquaintance of his had been working on for years. And of course, Leon insisted on being there every step of the way as Sasha relearned how to walk. So who’s surprised when Leon ends up falling for a man he can't be with thanks to his dangerous and life-threatening job? Leon, the dumbass himself.

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    03 May 2026