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I'm really bad at writing summaries but I can say that this is a series rewrite starting with Harry actually getting his first Hogwarts letter and then running away from the Dursleys. Oh, and what if the adults actually did their jobs?
This will include multiple animagus forms, duelling, politics, and mini-harems, and an independent Harry!
Ok, I've been told I should clarify....by mini-harem I don't mean Harry has four wives, I mean five people in a fully-equal relationship.
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The Kismet Trilogy by Breanie
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2023
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Albus Dumbledore was sentenced to, and received the Dementor's Kiss.
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Harry is "rescued" from the Dursleys by a necromancer with glowing acid-green eyes and strange tattoos. His new mama isn’t the most affectionate, but she makes up for it by teaching Harry all sorts of exciting dark magic like crafting horcruxes and speaking to the dead. Despite this, he reckons he turned out just fine.
In which the adults don’t hang the weight of the world on one child’s shoulders, Harry gets to be a perfectly normal Hogwarts student (with only a few near-death experiences, a reasonable amount of murder, and his mass-murderer godfather hiding in his trunk), and the author spends a good portion of his time ignoring the plot for exploring magical theory and the power of friendship.
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- Part 1 of harry gets a little murder as a treat
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Severus finds a letter in Dumbledore's office which changes everything. He and his husband, Tom, decide to take matters into their own hands and kidnaps Harry Potter from a very abusive family. Follow along as Harry is raised by two amazing fathers, and his first year at Hogwarts.
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