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    On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

    Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

    For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Every story has at least two sides. This is Draco's.

    A canon-compliant retelling of the seven Harry Potter books and beyond from Draco Malfoy's point of view.

    **Canon up to the epilogue**
     

    PROLOGUE (Chapter 1)

    YEAR 1: Draco Malfoy and the Girl on the Train (Chapters 2-11)

    YEAR 2: Draco Malfoy and the Problem with Mudbloods (Chapters 12-28)

    YEAR 3: Draco Malfoy and the Dark Family Secrets (Chapters 29-51)

    YEAR 4: Draco Malfoy and the Bulgarian Seeker

    YEAR 5: Draco Malfoy and the Toad in Pink

    YEAR 6: Draco Malfoy and the Impossible Task

    YEAR 7: Draco Malfoy and the Master Who Knew Him

    YEAR 8: Draco Malfoy and the Crimes He Lived

    EPILOGUE

     
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    02 Dec 2025

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    The Wizengamot had just passed a new Marriage Law that forced all the young wizards and witches to get married.

    Draco couldn't find a woman who wanted to be his wife, so he had to accept the person chosen for him by the Ministry.

    The only problem was that he didn't want to. Not once he knew who she was.

    You can read the Spanish version here.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    For years, Draco has been complacent. His career is on track, his future is arranged, and he's adapted to the darkness plaguing his restless nights. When paired with Hermione Granger on a top secret project, he begins to question if the comfort of familiarity is enough. As long nights dwindle and their connection grows, she shines a light on possibilities he's never imagined.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Hermione Granger wanted solitude, sunshine, and peace..
    What she got was Draco Malfoy, smirking in her garden, shirt half-buttoned, and dangerously close to stealing her composure… and her knickers.
    Now there’s homemade sourdough bread , a chaotic Theo with a chicken named Henrietta who's stalking him around the farm , Pansy Parkinson and her plantdaddy, and of course, Blaise Zabini and all his charm.
    This story is an enemies to soulmates with a side of steamy bathtub confessions, barefoot weddings, and magically delivered nude Polaroids that nearly break the groom at the altar.
    Add an emotionally constipated Lucius Malfoy, a supportive Narcissa who's got her husband under a tight leash and a love story that will make your heart (and other things) flutter ;)

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    15 Aug 2025