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The deeper Hermione digs into a string of pureblood murders, the more she realizes that the greatest mystery isn't who is killing them. It's why Malfoy keeps protecting her.
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is far from healed. Voldemort, once struck down, has slipped into the shadows with Nagini at his side, leaving behind a fractured society that whispers his name in fear. His followers, scattered but not broken, have grown more dangerous in his absence. Now, Death Eaters prowl the night, hunting women as if claiming trophies for their master's return.
When draco finds the Golden Girl herself named in a ledger written, the fragile illusion of peace shatters. Hermione Granger-the brightest witch of her age, the war heroine who stood unyielding beside Harry Potter-becomes the prize in a cruel game. But salvation comes from the most unlikely place: a Death Eater who dares to defy the others. With Ginny, Luna, and Neville determined to protect her at any cost, the question is no longer just survival. It is who Hermione can trust when darkness binds tighter than chains, and when the line between captor and savior begins to blur.
Bound in Darkness is a haunting tale of obsession, betrayal, and the dangerous kind of love that flourishes when the world is burning
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There were prophecies you could simply read, and prophecies you had to earn.
The one carved into the rock beneath Hogwarts' foundations, in a chamber none of the four Founders had ever dared name in their writings, belonged to the second kind. You didn't find it by looking. You found it when blood — the right kind, the wrong kind, the kind the wizarding world had spent centuries sorting into categories — chose to mix against every prediction ever made about it.
No one saw it for seven hundred years.Then came an autumn when a Malfoy and a Granger collided in a corridor, and somewhere in the dark beneath the castle, the stone began — imperceptibly — to warm.
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After Draco Malfoy was honorably discharged from the military, he hated his life. He isolated himself from his friends and preferred to be alone. One morning, he, literally, runs into the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, who is then introduced to him later that night by his friends.
Hermione Granger.Hermione Granger is so close to giving up. Ron left after dropping a bombshell on her, she has no support system, and a hundred thousand dollars in debt. She can't find a job, and the bookstore she owns barely brings in anything. She meets the most beautiful man she's ever seen, later introduced as the recluse of the friend group.
Draco Malfoy.Or
Draco and Hermione become close as they navigate their trauma and depression together.
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Draco Malfoy has had enough. Years of working in the DMLE have given him a sense of purpose after the war, but some days he is just so exhausted he wants to quit. After months of tracking a lead only for it to slip through his fingers, it seems like all hope is lost. But as more leads emerge and the stakes grow higher, Draco realises that this case could destroy him and the wizarding world as they know it.
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When Draco Malfoy uncovers a powerful potions book abandoned in the Room of Requirement, what starts as helping a fellow snake evolves into a secret trade aiding both sides of the war.
In the aftermath, Draco rebuilds the Malfoy name through this hidden empire. But when the secret to his success, and most dangerous creation are stolen, his world begins to crumble. With no options left, he turns to the Saint Hermione Granger, now Minister for Magic, and Auror Harry Potter, forcing a fragile alliance to hunt the thief before everything unravels.
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战争结束仅数月，赫敏•格兰杰发现自己深陷创伤与周遭期待的泥淖中。
似乎没有人注意到她已濒临崩溃，直到一次简单的敲门声，为她带来最意想不到的援助。
随着幸存者们被召回霍格沃茨，完成最后一学年学业时，危险再度逼近。她必须克服恐惧，认清谁才是自己真正可以信赖的人。 -
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While on a mission she had no business being on, Hermione is captured and now lives at the mercy of the monsters she has spent the past five years of her life fighting in a war. Soon, those are not the only monsters she faces, as the ones in her mind work to break her resolve, seeking an easy way out. In the course of her battle with both her enemies and herself, she finds out things that she hadn't thought possible, things that make her question who she is at her core. To figure out how to manage her new reality, she has to pick up old allegiances that force her to confront a question she believed she’d already answered: can every person be redeemed, or are some betrayals too deep to forgive?
A story about love, betrayal, and the cost of forgiveness.
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"Hey, you made it."
Buck turns toward the voice, already saying "sorry, he's got a lot of energy, he's—" and then he gets a look at the swim instructor, and the rest of the sentence walks off a cliff.
Because the swim instructor is shirtless.
Obviously he's shirtless, he's a swim instructor, that's the dress code, Buck understands this intellectually. What Buck did not account for is that the swim instructor would look like that — like someone took every good idea the human body has ever had and put them all in one place and then made him relaxed about it on top of everything, loose, smiling at Buck like Buck isn't a sweating disaster clutching a four-year-old by the swim shirt.
"I'm Eddie," the swim instructor says, and sticks out a hand.
"Buck," Buck says, eventually. He shakes the hand. The hand is tan, and big, and — no. He's not doing this. There's a child present. Several children.
"And this must be Theo."
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The Countess and The Heir by Roawannae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
19 Jun 2026
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The Malfoys have fell from grace.
After the disaster at the department of mysteries Voldemort reconsiders those by his side. Lucius has proven to be a failure and the Malfoy boy weak. Bellatrix remains unhinged, her vendetta against her own bloodline will be her downfall. He needs order, control. A right hand to enable his vision for the next generation.
Draco ends up back at Hogwarts trying to survive an ever darkening regime and a new Headmaster. All he's ever wanted is the power to ensure his loved ones remain safe, and if the world has to burn to ensure that; he will gladly cast the curse.
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Hermione Granger returns to Britain after two years abroad.
Instead, she ends up living at Noctis Manor—a sprawling private estate owned by Britain’s wealthiest and most chaotic elite—where former Slytherins, international Quidditch stars, healers, designers, and philanthropists have built an empire far beyond anything the wizarding world expected from them.
As Hermione launches The Noire Institute, an internationally acclaimed foundation specializing in cursed object recovery, magical artifact preservation, Muggle art restoration, historical curation, and groundbreaking cultural exhibitions, the newly formed professional Quidditch team known as The Obsidians begins taking over the sport with brutal precision and terrifying popularity.
Their newest recruit? Viktor Krum.
What starts as mutual curiosity quickly becomes something far more dangerous as luxury galas, political warfare, old-money scandals, and vicious Quidditch rivalries collide around them. Because while Britain is busy watching The Obsidians dominate the league, Hermione and Viktor are quietly becoming the most powerful thing at Noctis Manor.
*Updates Every Friday*
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What Happens in the Bathroom, Stays in the Bathroom by RookandHeron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her 8th year a little more rough around the edges since the war. Her relationship with Ron has all but dwindled out and she's feeling rather fed up of always being 'good'.
Draco Malfoy has also returned, after all, where else can he go? He and Pansy both know their relationship is a waste of time but they continue to go through the motions for the sake of appearances.
Cue: a mysterious and accidental bathroom meet-up and, well, it's all downhill from there.
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Draco expected his Eighth Year to be a gauntlet of sneers and isolation—and frankly, he preferred it that way. Because his dorm mate wasn't a Dementor, or worse, his father, and that was the most he could ask for.
He wanted everyone to just leave him the fuck alone.
But then one of Hogwart's lingering ghosts decides to blackmail him to break a generational curse, the Boy Wonder is constantly bugging him for drugs he does not have, he is suddenly responsible for tutoring a shy First Year, Moaning Myrtle is moaning for him a little too much now, and worst of all...
The Golden Girl had to fall prey to a conniving merboy's ulterior motives, and now she's accidentally cursed them both to swap lungs with a mermaid until they find their way out of their slippery situation.
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ORShit hits the fan, and Hermione and Draco realize just how intertwined and wet their Eighth Year will be.
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Five years after the Second Wizarding War, the wizarding world is still recovering both physically and emotionally. The Ministry of Magic, desperate to rebuild the magical population, creates the Department of Repopulation and enacts a repopulation law where eligible witches and wizards will be matched based on magical compatibility, ensuring strong magical offspring.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are identified by the Ministry as the “perfect match”.
Hermione, haunted by her past, fears being bound to someone she hardly knows. For Draco, this is his chance to earn her trust and maybe win the affection he has long suppressed.
A story of redemption, forgiveness, choice, healing from trauma and the complexity of love.
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“Chosen by magic. Bound by law.”
The Ministry didn’t ask.
It assigned.
Seven days to marry. One bed. Three months to consummate. Heirs expected.
Hermione Granger built the system meant to save magical Britain.
Draco Malfoy is the match she never should have been given.
They don’t trust each other.
They don’t like each other.
And they definitely don’t want to be bound by a law neither of them can escape.But when their forced union ignites a rare and dangerous magical bond—one powerful enough to stabilize magic itself—they become something far more valuable than a political pairing.
They become a target.
Now hunted by those who would tear them apart and controlled by a Ministry that needs them to stay together, Hermione and Draco are forced into a marriage that is anything but simple.
Because magic may have bound them.
But what grows between them?
That’s far more dangerous.
*Updates every Wednesday*
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In the aftermath of the Wizarding War, Hermione Granger has found a new life at the Ministry of Magic, balancing her work as a curse breaker, healer, and Auror. Yet, despite her newfound strength, the ghosts of her past continue to haunt her. The biggest of all? Draco Malfoy.
Once sworn enemies, now forced to work together, Draco is no longer the spoiled, arrogant schoolboy she once despised. He’s a powerful, intelligent Auror—a man she can’t help but respect, and, much to her dismay, desire. But even as she fights the undeniable attraction between them, Draco remains an enigma. He worships her, yet refuses to let her see the vulnerability beneath his cold, calculating exterior.
As dark forces threaten the Wizarding World once more, Hermione and Draco must put their differences aside, facing dangers that draw them closer with each passing day. But every touch, every stolen moment, brings them deeper into a perilous game of passion and power.
With old wounds reopening and a new love blossoming in the shadows, can Hermione resist the pull of Draco’s curse… or will she surrender to the temptation that could destroy them both?
*Updates every Wednesday*
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“I just put her down—what the—?”
“What the, indeed,” Blaise drawled from where he stood in the shadows of the room.
Draco walked over to Hermione, placing a kiss on her forehead. “What are you lot up to now?” he asked, eyeing them warily.
“They all want to be Cassie’s Godmother,” Theo piped up. “You know, some of us didn’t have to fight for the position, but,” he smiled smugly.
“Really? I wasn’t aware that you were christened Godmother,” Pansy said drily.
Draco turned his attention to Blaise, who, besides Hermione, he considered the only sane one in the room.
Blaise shrugged, gesturing to Theo. “Sounds about right. Hermione said, and I quote, ‘let them battle it out, maybe it’ll be therapeutic.’”
“I’m sorry, I was gone for not even two hours, and you guys started a jeopardy game for claim as our daughter’s Godmother?”In which Pansy, Ginny, and oh? Luna compete against eachother to see who knows Hermione the best in order to become Cassie's (Hermione's daughter's) Godmother.
Yes, this was inspired by an episode of Barbie.
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In an effort to “have fun” and “live a little” good boy Draco Malfoy attends his first rave, a rather on-the-nose affair hosted by Pansy Parkinson. The theme is Rave-mas, the booze and drugs are flowing, and the main act of the night is Lioness, Hermione Granger’s nom de guerre.
This fic has very little to do with Christmas - honestly, I just liked the name. It’s more inspired by that one night around the holidays in which everyone is in town, so you go out and get a little reckless with the people who know you the best.
Featuring an awkward, smitten Draco; DJ Hermione; Supportive NottPott; party planner Pansy; drug dealer Neville; scene boy Goyle; Cormac bashing; rave culture.
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- Part 1 of DJ Lioness
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[T] Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? [PL] by Charlotte_vanilla
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2026
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Witamy w czymś co można by nazwać poważnym śledztwem dotyczącym miejsca pobytu pewnej wyjątkowo przebiegłej czarownicy.
Hermiona Granger (niezłomna Aurorka, pracująca na co dzień dla MACUSA) została wezwana z powrotem do Wielkiej Brytanii przez Kingsleya Shacklebolta, by pomóc w śledztwie. Oczywiście Hermiona się zgadza – ponowne podjęcie współpracy z Harrym zapowiada się na świetną zabawę… tylko że okazuje się, iż Harry jest niedostępny, a niestety do współpracy przydzielono jej Draco Malfoya.
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– Trzymajcie się mocno swoich sakiewek – w tej historii pojawia się niuchacz.
– Draco Malfoy zastrzega sobie prawo do rzucania zaklęcia Aguamenti na fryzury, które uzna za obraźliwe.
– Cokolwiek zostanie powiedziane w Jaskini Złodziejskich Zamiarów, pozostaje w Jaskini Złodziejskich Zamiarów.
– Wobec jakiegokolwiek wina pochodzącego od islandzkiej legendy Erli zachowaj skrajną ostrożność. -
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Hogwarts is supposed to be familiar. Safe. But for Hermione Granger, returning after the war means stepping into a game she never agreed to. Draco Malfoy has a secret—a list, a point system and the prize: Hermione Granger.
Draco is arrogant, cunning, and intoxicatingly toxic. He lies. He manipulates. He plays with hearts like they’re pieces on a chessboard. But he didn’t expect Hermione to be clever, fierce, and just as ruthless. Eye for eye, heart for heart, she fights him at every turn, and every challenge, every stolen glance, every simmering moment pulls them closer into a game neither wants to end—but neither can control.
In a world of secrets, seduction, and obsession, love is a battlefield.
So who will ruin who first?