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[Podfic] No Strings Attached by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2026
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"Who can I go to for the sake of righting the Jin sect’s wrongs, Senior Lan? There’s no one, and that’s why I fled to the Burial Mounds.”
“All the same,” Lan Qiren says, looking around at the dank cave and then at the child nodding towards sleep in Wei Wuxian’s lap, “you can hardly stay here, Wei Wuxian. I saw that your people were trying to farm on the slope behind the forest, but I doubt their efforts will bear fruit. What will you eat?”
“When people are hungry enough,” Wei Wuxian says distantly, “they will eat anything.”
__After Wei Wuxian's flight from the camp at Qiongqi Dao, Lan Qiren visits the Burial Mounds and discovers that he has bigger problems than his nephew's broken heart.
Naturally, this changes things.
Podfic of No Strings Attached by stiltonbasket.
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[Podfic] From a Secret Admirer, With Love (Alternatively: Mission: Court Lan Sizhui) by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for Lemurienne
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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In which Zizhen, Jin Ling, and Jingyi get together and decide to court Sizhui. It goes terribly.
Podfic of From a Secret Admirer, With Love (Alternatively: Mission: Court Lan Sizhui) by owlfowlfa.
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get loved, idiot by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic for Lemurienne
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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"Are you behind all of this?" Wei Wuxian asks, unable to keep the question inside.
Sizhui blinks placidly at him, hands politely settled in his lap. "Behind what, baba?" he asks innocently.
"Everyone being–weird," Wei Wuxian says, feeling both embarassed and a little defensive, "calling me things."
"Perhaps baba is simply noticing how much people appreciate him," Sizhui answers, then reaches for his chopsticks.
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OR: people start to use terms of affection on Wei Wuxian. He is not prepared.
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[Podfic] The Wire Mother by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
Podfic of The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
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[Podfic] wrong number by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for aalesu
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.Podfic of wrong number by adelfie.
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came back cryptid by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Red Hood Tim and Jaybin!
fics are placed in the series chronologically (but may not have been posted that way)
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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[podfic] Smuggled In / Running Contraband by blackglass, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs
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Simulpod: A Lobby of Time Travellers by Aether (writerproblem193), Ceewelsh, DevilWithABirdDress, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Elle_dubs (avril_o), Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), forzandopod, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), InklingDancer, irrationalpie, kbirb, kbirb pods (kbirb), kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), lysandyra (pxssnelke), mistbornhero, pezzax_multivoice, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), pxssnelke, roseszain, with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (korechthonia), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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The 2023 round of Voiceteam had a challenge. That challenge? To pod a fic as many times as humanly possible. Behold!
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something something phoenix metaphor by El_Marnie
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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Yikes.
He looked… not great.
The mirror showed a paler version of himself than he’d expected. Fatigue had left bruises under his eyes. The cold bit through him once again.
Dick reached for a thermometer.
97.2 oF.
No fever. If anything, he was running a little colder than usual.
Probably overwork, then. Dick groaned. He hadn’t even been doing anything crazy lately. He must’ve been getting old. Was this how Bruce felt after patrol?
Fine. Shower, then sleep. He’d feel better in the morning.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
30 Jun 2026
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Dick Grayson is like a porcelain vase, teetering at the edge of a table. He's just waiting for someone to give him one last push. Except they don't, they pull him back. And it isn't the bats.
Dickie makes some new friends, and THEN the waynes realize how awful he's had it.
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The bats find Dicks diary, and are mildly horrified to say the least. (He's been writing scary poems)
'Bruce would never forgive him. Not like he forgave Jason. And Tim? He could never be as smart as Tim, as reliable as Tim, he would never be adopted faster than the flip of a switch.
He could never talk to Bruce the way Steph did, never talk to Batman the way Steph did. Never be so unbothered and flippant, so secure in himself.
He could never be like Cass, someone the Bruce actually relied on, more than that, actually listened to, and trusted. It had been so long since Bruce had listened to him.
And, what had haunted him forever, plagued him like a poison he hated to admit. He could never be Bruce's son. '
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30 Jun 2026
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While trying to take down a drug cartel that deals with memory altering drugs, things go awry, and Batman wakes up with no recollection of the last five years.
As a result, his family must now race against time to find the antidote, while also having to deal with a Bruce who still thinks Jason is Robin. A Bruce who doesn't recognise most of them. A Bruce far less jaded and cynical than the one they're used to. A Bruce who still cares.- Language:
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27 Jun 2026
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Red Robin and Nightwing's patrol goes from good to bad to worse when Nightwing is exposed to a new toxin.
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026
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Flying back to Cherry Street, weaving reckless in the dark, it comes down to this: Dick is the only one of his siblings that Jason has any real claim on. Dick is the only one of that whole mess of victims to Batman's cult of self-immolation who belongs to Jason. Even more than that - Dick is the only person in the world who he shares a parent with, who knows what it meant to be the Robin to Batman of nearly ten years ago.
It's just not the same anymore.
So if Dick fucking kicks it, Jason's the only one left. Jason becomes an only child. Jason becomes the last of his kind. Jason becomes the sole keeper of that memory, of a brotherhood shared under a man who no longer exists. There is no way to replace Dick, because the world that they lived in together is gone, and can never give Jason a surrogate.
The Red Hood pulls the thread on a mystery big enough to bridge the distance between two cities, two brothers: The plot they unravel is far deeper and darker than a garden-variety drug trafficking scheme. A story about siblingship, hauntings, and rivers.
1. Ostium, osti(i): Latin noun, II Declension: Door, opening; (river) mouth; entrance (to the underworld).
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- Part 1 of these and other tragedies
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
21 Jun 2026